The Fucking Penis Elixir Series wtf

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• Eric Cartman and the Legendary Penis Elixir by imakelosingbets

  Fandoms: South Park  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  12 Dec 2023

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
  • Kyle Broflovski & Eric Cartman & Kenny McCormick & Stan Marsh
  • Kyle Broflovski
  • Eric Cartman
  • Stan Marsh
  • Kenny McCormick
  • Liane Cartman
  • Wendy Testaburger
  • Rebecca "Red" McArthur
  • Nelly (South Park: Free Willzyx)
  • Kyman - Freeform
  • Satire
  • Crack
  • Crack treated SOOOO unseriously
  • Fantasy
  • Insert Stick of Truth refs here
  • Dragon SHOUT
  • Main four friendship
  • kawaii as fuck
  • Love Potion/Spell
  • Eric Cartman-centric
  • Eric Cartman Being Eric Cartman
  • Eric Cartman Being An Asshole
  • Gay Eric Cartman
  • Homophobic Eric Cartman
  • Eric Cartman Suffering
  • Alpha Eric Cartman
  • Loud Junk reference
  • Why Did I Write This?

  Summary

  Cartman loves to rip on Kyle, but after discovering it’s because he has a crush on him, he enlists the help of the girls to impress him. After nothing works, he resorts to making an ultra gay pink sparkly penis elixir to charm him.

  Series

  • Part 1 of The Fucking Penis Elixir Series wtf

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,006

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  21

  Kudos:

  37

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  1,012

• Eric "Emo" Cartman's Undead Boyfriend by imakelosingbets

  Fandoms: South Park  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  04 May 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
  • Kyle Broflovski
  • Sheila Broflovski
  • Eric Cartman
  • Stan Marsh
  • Henrietta Biggle
  • Michael (South Park: Raisins)
  • Pete Thelman (South Park: Raisins)
  • Firkle Smith
  • Edgar Allan Poe
  • Liane Cartman
  • Crack
  • Crack treated SOOOOOO unseriously
  • Kyman - Freeform
  • Goths
  • Satire
  • Antisemitism
  • Eric Cartman Being An Asshole
  • Eric Cartman Being Eric Cartman
  • Gay Eric Cartman
  • Homophobic Eric Cartman
  • Anti-Semitic Eric Cartman
  • Goth kids centric
  • goth kids - Freeform
  • Why Did I Write This?
  • This Is STUPID
  • Love Potion/Spell
  • Sequel

  Summary

  After the death of his "boyfriend" Kyle, Cartman grieves in the only way he knows how--by becoming a fucking emo.
  The goth kids take notice and try to help him sort out his grief by offering to summon his dead boyfriend for closure.
  They would soon discover the worst of Eric "Emo" Cartman.

  Series

  • Part 2 of The Fucking Penis Elixir Series wtf

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,323

  Chapters:

  5/5

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  35

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  653

• Kyle Broflovski and the Legendary Cock Concoction by imakelosingbets

  Fandoms: South Park  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  08 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
  • Kyle Broflovski & Stan Marsh
  • Kyle Broflovski & Stan Marsh & Kenny McCormick & Eric Cartman
  • Kyle Broflovski
  • Eric Cartman
  • Stan Marsh
  • Kenny McCormick
  • Crack
  • Crack treated SOOOOO unseriously
  • Kyle Broflovski-centric
  • South Park: The Stick of Truth
  • Gay Kyle Broflovski
  • Homophobic Eric Cartman
  • Main four friendship
  • Eric Cartman Not Being an Asshole
  • Love Potion/Spell
  • Cartman not being in the wrong?
  • Kyle being insane

  Summary

  Kyle wakes up and discovers his true feelings for Cartman.
  He consults Stan on how to woo Cartman, but nothing works so he whips up a pink sparkly ultra gay cock concoction.

  Series

  • Part 3 of The Fucking Penis Elixir Series wtf

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,492

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  11

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  354