FiddleTurnips

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Series Begun:
2024-05-17
Series Updated:
2024-09-05
Description:

I spent a couple of months with a brainworm, wrote furiously, then moved on. This is an archive of many (not all) of the written content. Here's a summary:

One day, Fiddleford met Bill. He tried to talk to Ford, and learned about the arrangement. The three form a very tense working relationship, but Fidds is constantly watching for a slip-up.

He eventually gets the evidence he needs. Bill decides to work with a human "glitch:" he rapes Fidds, knowing that the experience will be so shameful that it will make it difficult for Fidds to be honest with Ford. It works better than intended: Fidds erases the night from his memory, complete with damning evidence. Bill makes this a regular routine to silence Fidds.

Eventually, Fidds confesses to Ford, and the two begin to work together against Bill. In the process, they involve Mrs. McGucket (by accident) and Stanley (on purpose).

The four of them keep working together until Emma-Mae takes matters into her own hands and wipes anomalies from Ford's mind - and Bill with them.

She goes on to become a witch and dedicated banisher of supernatural evil. The four of them become a household. In the aftermath, they work out their various emotional issues.

Notes:

So, "future witchhunters" comes before "current witchhunters " but aside from that, this story is extremely out of order. I would like to clean it up one day, but the reason I'm posting to the Archive at all is because I lost the time and motivation to really work on the story, so it'll be a while. Comment with questions, or send asks at https://www.tumblr.com/fiddleturnips if you want.

 

You'll notice most chapters flow extremely badly. Because these are just drafts, they lack intros and closers, and I skip paragraphs that were annoying to write at the time. (A lot of the things Bill says to upset Fiddleford are also things that I don't like writing about, for example.) There are also places where I hadn't decided on a nickname and inserted a placeholder, or where I accidentally included a Discord comment. Editing will take a long time, and is low priority.

If you want to hear more of anything specific, I am very open to providing more notes or extra scenes. It's not worth the effort to edit and expand the story by itself, but it would be if someone besides me was enjoying it!

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62,028
Works:
4
Complete:
No
Bookmarks:
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