You Asked Me How to Cure Your Headache; Use A Gun
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Hunger Hurts, and I Want Him So Bad, Oh, It Kills by Im_A_Terrible_Person
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
09 Oct 2024
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Daniel's turning, Armand's abandonment, and their reunion.
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Looking For The Right Time To Flash Them Keys by Im_A_Terrible_Person
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022) RPF
15 Oct 2024
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Life wasn’t fair, and he’s never understood that as much as he has now that he’s crushing on his elderly, married, and probably straight coworker.
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Or, alternatively, Assad wants to fuck that old man; the fic!
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Oh, My Love, How I've Hated You by Im_A_Terrible_Person
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
30 Oct 2024
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“Do you think I need a psychologist, Daniel?” Armand asks- perhaps unfairly, as he has slipped a hand into Daniel’s boxers, coaxing him to hardness with sharp, short tugs of his hand. “Well? Do I?”
“In general? Yes.” Daniel likes the tweet. “For this? Also yes.”
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Or, if you'd prefer; what comes after. From Armand's POV.
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Start Me Up And Watch Me Go, Go, Go, Go by Im_A_Terrible_Person
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
02 Nov 2024
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"My pretty little whore. Just like that, Danny, pretty thing, you were made for this. Made for me."
Daniel wants to hate it. He can't.
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I know what this is. You know what this is. Click at your own risk.
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When You Think He's Half Asleep, He's Always Wide Awake by Im_A_Terrible_Person
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
06 Dec 2024
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“Undress, please.” He nods to the room. “And lie beneath the sheet.”
“Don’t you mean ‘undress to my comfort level?’” Daniel prods, perhaps a little more snarky than he’d intended. Armand’s hand twitches on the doorknob.
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Or, Daniel has to change massage parlors due to being unable to keep it in his pants. Unluckily, his new masseuse is really hot. Even more unluckily, his new masseuse is also a massive creep.
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Bang It, Bite It, Bruise It by Im_A_Terrible_Person
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
15 Dec 2024
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Daniel has secured an interview with Lestat.
The thing is... he hasn't told Armand yet.
And it's been over a month.
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And Wouldn't It Be Great If We Were Dead? by Im_A_Terrible_Person
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
16 Dec 2024
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Armand Pretending to Be Some Sort of Professional That Has a Reason to Put His Hands on Daniel - The Sequel, from his perspective.
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He Said It's All In My Head by Im_A_Terrible_Person
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
17 Dec 2024
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A quiet night in for our boys.
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Take What You Need From Me by Im_A_Terrible_Person
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022) RPF
17 Dec 2024
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Being old isn’t all downsides.
That being said, it does come with a few challenges.
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Your Body's Built Just Like A Weapon And You're Using It by Im_A_Terrible_Person
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
19 Dec 2024
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Typical Devil's Minion shenanigans.
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When I Touched His Skin, My Fingers Ran With Blood by Im_A_Terrible_Person
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
24 Dec 2024
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Armand is faced with a decision; leave Daniel, or be the thing that kills him.
He chooses to leave.
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He's Sweet Like Candy In My Veins by Im_A_Terrible_Person
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
25 Dec 2024
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Daniel doesn't like Christmas. He kind of assumes Armand won't either, for obvious devilish reasons.
He assumes wrong.
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