LMMC AU
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Legally Married, Morally Confused by Kiwiwatermelongrapejuice
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
31 Mar 2025
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Louis Tomlinson is just a bartender. A chaotic little shit of a bartender, sure, but still—a normal, very straight man just trying to flirt with models and get free drinks out of it.
Until he accidentally Snapchats a murder.
With a leprechaun filter.
To his public story.Now he’s the FBI’s biggest headache and only eyewitness in a high-profile assassination. Which is why he ends up in Witness Protection—with a fake husband.
Enter: Harry Styles.
FBI adjacent. Professional. Mysterious.
Also alarmingly good at pretending to be married.For safety, they must convincingly pose as newlyweds.
Hold hands. Sit close. Share a bed.
You know. Normal married stuff.It’s all fake.
Totally fake.
Absolutely, definitely fake....Until it starts to feel like it’s not.
Now they’re stuck in suburbia with nosy neighbors, flirty baristas, Niall texting from FBI HQ, and a growing number of feelings no one wants to name.
There are rules.
They just keep breaking them.Or:
The one where Louis goes into Witness Protection and ends up in a fake marriage with a very real problem: he might be catching feelings for his FBI-assigned husband.Series
- Part 1 of LMMC AU
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After witness protection, fake marriage, and a totally casual real relationship that accidentally turned into forever love, Harry and Louis have finally moved into the Safe House for good.
They were hoping for peace.
What they get is glitter.
And group chats.
And emotional crises disguised as trivia nights.As Niall plans games night like it’s a military operation, Zayn reappears with unfinished business, and Liam spirals into an identity crisis so intense it might be solved by a mesh crop top, Harry and Louis try to hold it all together—with help from the dick drawer, a cricut machine, and each other.
There’s lap dances. There’s wedding vows.
There’s a stolen ficus.
And somewhere in between, they all learn how to be loud and proud—sometimes quietly.It’s chaos. It’s love. It’s domestic gay nonsense at its finest.
Welcome back to the Safe House.Series
- Part 2 of LMMC AU
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Heathen Chemistry by Kiwiwatermelongrapejuice for LouHazLarry28
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
14 May 2025
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Marriage is hard. Sex is harder.
Especially when the universe keeps punishing you for trying to have any.
After days of cockblocking, divine intervention, and unrelenting flatmate chaos, Harry and Louis find the one solution karma can’t argue with:
They’ll keep their hands to themselves.
They’ll make each other come anyway.Or
The one where the Safe House is full, the tension is biblical, and Louis and Harry decide to ruin each other from across the room—with lube, eye contact, and absolutely no touching.
(And yes, Niall’s voice memo is a crime against humanity.)Series
- Part 3 of LMMC AU
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It starts with Liam leaving for work. Then Harry and Niall vanish without much prior warning. Left behind, Louis makes a choice—and drags Zayn with him across state lines, chasing answers neither of them are ready for.
In New Orleans, something big is unfolding.
Whispers of a secret program.
An AI with a mind of its own.
Too many secrets.
Too many tricks.
Too much heat.Also featuring:
– A cat named Beau with too much attitude
– Handcuffs, for reasons
– A sex sling, also for reasons
– And a man named Shiv, who might accidentally save the worldThis is not what they planned.
But sometimes, life hands you an op.
You just have to survive it.Series
- Part 4 of LMMC AU