facebook marketplace <3
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NEEDED: Wedding Date
For the last couple of months, I’ve been crafting a fake relationship because my friends were worried that I’m “too lonely.” Unfortunately, two of them are now getting married, and I’m expected to bring my boyfriend to the wedding. I will pay for the entire trip–the only thing I need my fake partner to do is read and memorize an extensive document in which I’ve been recording all of the lies I’ve created.
I’m M28, a lawyer, and will buy you anything you want. Serious inquiries only, please.
↳ gyuki: Man get the fuck off of here this is Facebook Marketplace some of us take this shit seriously
↳ gyuki: Go over to Angie’s List or something
↳ gyuki: Smh my head
↳ jww: Shaking my head my head?
↳ gyuki: Kill yourselfOr: Kim Mingyu needs Facebook Marketplace & Jeon Wonwoo needs a (fake) boyfriend.
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- Part 1 of facebook marketplace <3
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shine a light through an open door (so you don't trip on a baby grand) by tdy4816
Fandoms: SEVENTEEN (Band)
03 Jun 2025
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Pop Base ✔ @PopBase
Joshua Hong, the well-established business mogul known for being in a polyamorous relationship with two fellow tycoons, has been reported missing. Police are allegedly investigating the disappearance. Yoon Jeonghan and Choi Seungcheol declined to comment at this time.Group ➤ 13 people
kmingyu: LMAOO JOSHUA GOT KIDNAPPED?? 😭
dino: 😭😭
cheol: Our husband was kidnapped and you’re laughing?
dino: Yeah we are
kmingyu: Was that not clearHello everyone! This story takes place in the same universe as my Facebook Marketplace fic, and I highly recommend reading that one first; a lot of this probably won't make sense without the added context! I hope you all enjoy :)
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- Part 2 of facebook marketplace <3