Non-musical Musical
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Non-musical Musical: Cedar Waxwing I Ain't by Random_Guise
Fandoms: Howard the Duck (1986)
25 Nov 2024
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It's after Halloween, which means it's officially nearing Christmas since the start of the holiday clock seems to be pushed back every year. And THAT means it's time for another non-musical musical to celebrate the quiet observation of an otherwise raucous Yule time unburdened by actual music. We're following along with a certain wise-cracking fowl recently arrived on our planet in the 1986 "Howard the Duck".
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- Part 1 of Non-musical Musical
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Non-musical Musical: Side Hustle by Random_Guise
Fandoms: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964), The Six Million Dollar Man
19 Dec 2023
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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer has had a little accident. Okay, a BIG accident. Steve Austin, Oscar Goldman and Dr. Rudy Wells have a chance to save Christmas. This is a stop-motion Christmas movie you probably won't see on TV. I don't own these characters and I am not an agent of the OSI.
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- Part 2 of Non-musical Musical
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Betcha didn't know the 1964 film "My Fair Lady" ended near Christmas, did you? Neither did I until I needed another Christmas story and MADE it fit. The short picks up where the movie left off and is the most non-musical musical since my last Christmas story. I don't own these characters or a convincing British accent.
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- Part 3 of Non-musical Musical
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Non-musical Musical: Small Matter by Random_Guise
Fandoms: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
08 Jul 2025
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A short sequel to the 1964 film "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians", on many lists as one of the worst movies for all time. Perfect material for a musical with no music! I don't own these characters but I might have a can of chicken soup somewhere.
Despite what the title might suggest, Santa Claus does not actually vanquish the Martians in the 1964 film "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians", nor does he even apprehend them or get into some type of Claus-Fu type fight. There must be SOME way he can conquer them...
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- Part 4 of Non-musical Musical
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,898
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 16
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Non-musical Musical: Southern Cross-up by Random_Guise
Fandoms: All Dogs Go to Heaven (Movies)
08 Jul 2025
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Charlie B. Barkin was the dog and hero of the 1989 movie "All Dogs Go To Heaven". Destined to be a rover, he finds himself on the move again in this short Christmas musical with no music. I don't own the characters from the movie, but dogs are among my menagerie over the years.
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- Part 5 of Non-musical Musical
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It's Christmas season again, which means it's time I ignore the outcry of critics and publish my (almost) yearly musical with no music special. The special part is it isn't MORE frequent. While much of the working world has major holidays off, Squad 51 and Engine 51 have to work on the holiday - or at least its eve. I don't own these characters or a fruitcake.
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- Part 6 of Non-musical Musical