crackin' open a cold one
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Figure Skating for Hockey Players by thisisnotthenerd
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
12 Mar 2026
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The problem, Shane muses in hindsight, is that he commits to things too hard.
He puts his all into everything. He wouldn’t be who he is without it.
The fact that he can’t resist a challenge, even if it’s stupid, is more of the problem than anything else.
In which Shane has hidden talents, Ilya runs to catch up, the internet spirals, and Yuuri, Viktor and Yuri are dragged along for the ride…
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- Part 1 of crackin' open a cold one
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Celebrity Crush(ed) by thisisnotthenerd
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Mar 2026
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that naming Shane Hollander as your celebrity crush does not make you gay.
It just means you love hockey.
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- Part 2 of crackin' open a cold one
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brátishka by thisisnotthenerd
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
26 Mar 2026
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Sometimes, Ilya Rozanov is just a weird guy. Obviously, the Bears aren’t going to say that to his face, not when he’ll chirp them into oblivion for it, but sometimes it just gets out of hand.
Like the late night phone calls where he’s talking aggressively in Russian. The random knowledge he has offhand about how far you can throw a human being and have them come out okay. The Russian death metal he forces them to listen to, calling it family bonding. The scars he refuses to talk about.
Cliff Marleau thinks he might be in the Russian mob. The Bratva, or whatever they call it.
Ilya doesn't tell his team about his family until they've already invented a thousand conspiracies about it.
Or, a variation on Figure Skating for Hockey Players in which Ilya is the one to have a figure skating relative.
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- Part 3 of crackin' open a cold one