cookie run fanfic— DEAR GOD IT'S ALL SHADOWVANILLA
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Pure Vanilla is running late for work and almost forgets the most important thing of all!
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I Keep Thinking "Surely Somebody Will Save Me" by Anonymous
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
06 Apr 2026
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And no one would ever notice. No one ever had. He'd heal the wounds before they could scar, he'd hide the knife under piles of random documents in an unassuming drawer, he'd lock the door before—
Wait.
As Pure Vanilla got on two shaky feet, it was like everything that could've gone wrong, went wrong.
Title from Where's my phone? by Mitski
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"Yes— Yes!" Pure Vanilla cried, rolling his hips to meet his cock in the middle. Shadow Milk couldn't last. He slammed down one last time and saw bright stars, his mouth falling open. But just a few simple words were enough to snap him down to reality. "Yeees~♡! Fill me up— Breed me, get me pregnant!!"
Shadow Milk's gentle shifts of the hips, originally easing out the remainder of his orgasm, stopped dead in their tracks.
...What?
Did Pure Vanilla... Want a baby?
AKA: Shadow Milk doesn't know what a breeding kink is and freaks out
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Shadow Milk Cookie crumbled after the war, yet his spirit remained untouched. After regaining physical form, he sought out revenge on Pure Vanilla Cookie, but instead found a cookie grieving after the loss of his closest friend.
Not willing to let Pure Vanilla crumble in an anticlimactic manner, Shadow Milk vowed to help him, in his own way.
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Not necessarily a fix it fic, more of a 'dear lord someone at devsisters please have someone comfort pure vanilla before he explodes that man is STRESSED' fic, which should be a tag in my humble opinion because that is my fave genre of crk fic
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Pure Vanilla was the most annoying, most aggravating, most foolish Cookie Shadow Milk had ever met.
It would be expected that, after such a statement, some may wonder what Pure Vanilla did. Was he acting rude, or selfish, or cruel?
No! In fact, it was worse than all three of those things combined!
Pure Vanilla was too gentle. And Shadow Milk was tired of it.
OR 5 times Shadow Milk tries and fails to get Pure Vanilla to rail him properly, and the 1 time he succeeds.
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You see, another anomaly Shadow Milk had made note of regarding Pure Vanilla's strange perfection, was the lack of any self-pleasure. Not once, not even after a particularly stressful day, did Pure Vanilla get close to touching himself. Fingers never dipped lower than they meant to, he never lingered on his naked body while changing, and whenever he read, albeit prude, romance books, his expression didn't change, firmly casual like he was merely reading the morning paper.
It annoyed Shadow Milk to no end. Did he think he was too good to touch himself? Did he really take the 'Pure' part of his name that seriously?
Whatever the reason, it was sickening. So, forgive Shadow Milk if he wanted to see the perfect, pristine Pure Vanilla tainted, even just a little bit. He wanted to see Pure Vanilla sweat, to hear the beautiful moans he would make, to feel the slick between his thighs.
Aka: Pure Vanilla is a virgin and was bound with a chastity spell that would only break once married. Shadow Milk, drawn in by how irresistible Pure Vanilla was, decided to break it himself.
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