Day to Day of the Most Opposite Couple Ever Exist
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The Most Illogical Variable by huimaouzun
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
13 May 2026
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Dr. Veritas Ratio had a problem.
Not the kind of problem that could be solved with eight PhDs and a library's worth of theoretical frameworks. Not the kind that responded to logic, reason, or the careful application of empirical methodology.
His problem was that his boyfriend of three years—the infuriating, brilliant, peacock-bright gambler currently sprawled across their shared couch like he owned the universe—was impossible to lie to.
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Emotions are a luxury, he reminded himself.
And you, Kakavasha—
You were never meant to have that luxury.Series
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"Thank you, Ratio," he said brightly. "For this beautiful wedding gift. I love everything you gifted me~”
"That's—that's not—"
"Great taste, as always”
"You bought it yourself!"
"With your card~”Aventurine beamed. "So it's from you. The thought counts”
"That's not how thought works!"
"It's how gift-giving works. You provided the card. I provided the funds. Together, we provided the bag!!”Aventurine hugged the bag to his chest. "It's romantic”
Ratio made a sound that was somewhere between a groan and a laugh.
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The Shackles that we chose by huimaouzun
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
20 May 2026
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'Back then', he thought, 'I wished I was free'
Now I wish I was shackled to him.
Forever.
But that was the problem, wasn't it?
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The customer looked at Aventurine.
"He's a doctor," Aventurine said.
"PHD in mathematics?"
"Of many things, 8 to be precise" he smirk while slowly linking his hand to Ratio’s arm.
The customer nodded slowly as he picked up his decorative pillow and walked toward a different register. "Then I'll just... use the self-checkout," he muttered. Aventurine laughed at that which makes Ratio confused, “I don't understand what's funny," Ratio said.
"Nothing," Aventurine giggled "Everything. You." He patted Ratio's cheek. "Never change, my dearest doctor, don’t you ever change who you are”
Ratio's brow furrowed but he didn't argue.
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Ratio was quiet for a moment. Then: “two times two?”
Aventurine groaned. "It's seven in the morning."“Four, my dear Vasha”
"Ratio."“Eight. Sixteen. Thirty two”
"... Veritas Ratio, I'm hanging up."Series