Most Of The Time, We Don't Have Anyone
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Couple of Hometown Heroes by TheOneWithTheBook
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
03 Jun 2026
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Mindy Park is rapidly realising that the first intelligent extraterrestrial to make contact with the human race thinks they’re fucking stupid. She’s pretty sure that Dr Grace isn’t accurately translating half the things Rocky is saying, but most of what he is telling her is that Rocky has a better way of doing what NASA wants them to do, and honestly, it seems like Rocky is mostly right. She probably doesn’t want to know what the other half of what Grace’s new alien friend is saying, if the things that are making it through what she’s calling the “middle school teacher filter” are “why would you do something the dumb way when you could do it the right way”.
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Mindy has a headache, Grace has trauma, Mark is confused and Rocky is wondering how humans made it in to space when they're all so, so dumb.
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- Part 1 of Most Of The Time, We Don't Have Anyone
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When The Devil Shows Up On Your Dashboard Again by TheOneWithTheBook
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
12 Jun 2026
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Abbey @abbeygabby
I swear, if I watch this press conference and NASA announce Mark Watney’s DEAD, I am going to contribute to some statistics #NASAANNOUNCMENTOr,
The internet has a lot of thoughts about the fact Mark Watney is being picked up from Mars by an undead middle-school teacher and his new alien best bud
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- Part 2 of Most Of The Time, We Don't Have Anyone
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You Got All My Love by TheOneWithTheBook
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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"Do you think Grace knows all the people propositioning him are asking him to have sex with them?” She asks, insistent, and Mark chokes on his juice.
“Fucking what?” He gasps out, as Lewis comes over, drawn by the familiar sound of Mark making a fool of himself in public, and pats him long-sufferingly on the back. “They’re what?”Or,
Mark thinks Grace is willfully oblivious, Grace is laughing at Mark, the Ares crew are the world's worst enablers, and Mindy and Rocky are, as usual, sick of everyone's shit
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- Part 3 of Most Of The Time, We Don't Have Anyone