Unrelated Drunken Shenanigans
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Be Careful What You Wish For by MartyWill
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
24 Sep 2024
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At their annual pre-Christmas gathering, Bella, Jessica, and Angela chat, gossip, and laugh their assess off. A tipsy game of fuck, marry, kill becomes a bit more of a premonition than they'd expected.
Just as she was about to give up and fully surrender to the chaos, she saw a familiar silhouette moving through the crowd. Jess. And she was waltzing over with a look that could only mean trouble. And sure enough, trouble came in the form of... a random tall guy that she dragged by the wrist.
Like lamb ready for the slaughter.
Bella squinted through the haze, and then—oh no.
No, no, no.
She nearly spat out her drink.
Of all people. Jasper. Fucking. Hale.
What were the odds?
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- Part 1 of Unrelated Drunken Shenanigans
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That Slow Southern Style by MartyWill
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
12 Jun 2026
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All terrible ideas start with tequila, lime, and salt.
Worse ideas, as it turned out, start when one combines those things with Jessica Stanley’s pending law degree, Angela Weber’s penchant for cyber crimes, and Bella Swan’s unfortunate admission that, in hindsight, Jasper Hale had been much more her type than Edward ever was.
She should have known better.
Then again, how could she have predicted that a vampire would actually answer their drunk phone call?
Or, even worse, that they would actually take the trip down to Miami?
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- Part 2 of Unrelated Drunken Shenanigans