The Ballad Of Mona Lisa
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So What If I Start To Appall You, Ignore The Blood Splatter by kittisaurous
Fandoms: Among Us (Cartoon 2026), Among Us (Video Game)
29 Jun 2026
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"I want to keep you! And not as a toy or anything like that. No, not at all! I want to keep you as my mate."
Purple's blood ran cold.
"You.. what?"
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OR: Alternative universe where Red dies, but Green has a different plan for the security guard.
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- Part 1 of The Ballad Of Mona Lisa
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The Pretty Lies, The Ugly Truth by kittisaurous
Fandoms: Among Us (Cartoon 2026), Among Us (Video Game)
03 Jul 2026
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No. No no no no no no. This couldn't be happening.
This alien couldn't ACTUALLY be trying to court Purple, could it?
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OR: Red is dead. And what they're witnessing is worse than anything they could've ever imagined.
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- Part 2 of The Ballad Of Mona Lisa
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"Finders Keepers" Written In Chicken Scratch On My Tombstone. Nice Touch, Thanks For That by kittisaurous
Fandoms: Among Us (Cartoon 2026)
11 Jul 2026
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"But, anyway. We've come up with a way to sort of contradict this! To stake our claim on our mates, so to speak! That way people don't try to hit on someone who is already taken, and to avoid this unnecessary and possibly population effecting violence! That uhm… that being marks!"
That seemed to be the thing that Green was so nervous about saying, given the way that they immediately looked towards the ground and started fidgeting with their fingers. Marks? What the fuck was this, some kind of Gacha Life Mini Movie?
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OR: Green is starting to get more comfortable calling Purple theirs. They decided to stake claim.
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- Part 3 of The Ballad Of Mona Lisa
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Maybe Jamaica Rum, Maybe Some Johnny Dub by kittisaurous
Fandoms: Among Us (Cartoon 2026)
15 Jul 2026
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"Riiiight. Because I'm totally just going to let people in here knowing there's a murderous alien on board that not only could possibly be YOU, but if I'm distracted could possibly KILL another crewmate and I wouldn't have seen a thing when that's my one job which I've clearly already been failing at."
Green got noticeably upset at the rejection. Purple watched as they fidgeted with their fingers over the cameras, and they couldn't help but feel a twinge of guilt about it. Which… they didn't know why. Sure they cared about Green, but not more than they cared for anybody else on the ship.
"Uhm, well,"
The intern trailed off for a moment, seemingly trying to come up for some kind of reason that Purple should let them inside. They turned to look at the camera, before going to properly face it. It would've been eerie, if Green didn't resemble a kicked puppy at the moment.
They unzipped their pack, digging through it for a moment, before taking the object that they had been trying to give to Purple out. And the security guard had to do a double take because how in the hell.
It was a bottle of wine.
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OR: Being a security guard is stressful. The wine that intern found might help.
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- Part 4 of The Ballad Of Mona Lisa