HoneyDew's TruthlessSage Collection
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Adventures of the Sage while the Recluse is in Agony by HoneyDew354
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
04 Jul 2026
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I believe the title says it all, but here's a 'lil preview:
___Sage left him this morning- The man might’ve been the Fount of Knowledge, and now the Sage of Truth, but he was still so, so unskilled in comforting other cookies- It was in his nature to be blunt, and the recluse to be blunt-er, but nonetheless.
Sage left to teach his classes, but he did say he’d come back to the Spire sooner and not stay overtime. Blueberry Milk Cookie had the horrible habit of staying late and grading papers and helping students and then doing free lectures in the Square- He’d come back to the Spire of Deceit with eyebags and a little frown on his face till he got to collapse into bed beside the recluse.
They’d only been dating for a good eight months, and in that time the recluse hadn’t gotten his period; he’d thought it perhaps a blessing from the Witches.
Boy, was he thoroughly wrong.
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- Part 1 of HoneyDew's TruthlessSage Collection
- Part 3 of HoneyDew's Oneshots
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Honey I'm Home by HoneyDew354
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), Cookie Run (Witches Castle)
25 Jun 2026
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“You may now exchange the rings,” Mystic says.
Black Sapphire offers the rings, his visible eye tearing up. Shadow Milk takes the ring with the blue gemstone and slides it onto the healer’s ring finger. Truthless takes the yellow gemstone and kisses it lightly before sliding it onto the Beast of Deceit’s finger.
“Shadow Milk Cookie and Truthless Recluse have chosen rings to exchange with each other as a symbol of their unending love. By the authority vested in me, the Once Flour of Volition, by the Continent of Beast-Yeast, I now pronounce you Husband and Husband. You may now kiss the... Ahh, butch!” She fumbles that last bit, but both deceitful cookies take the hint and kiss.It tastes bittersweet- the cloying scent of blueberries upon the other’s lips, the rotten, alcoholic taste of fermented vanilla upon the healer’s. They love it though- And everything is amazing, cookies stand up, clapping and cheering, happy for these newlyweds.
So of course, it was at that exact moment the Ancients arrived.
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OR Truthless Recluse gets kidnapped + Married + Lots of other stuff. Rewrite of Honey I'm Home [OLD SCRIPT]
Break for Summer :)Series
- Part 2 of Honeydew's Honey I'm Home
- Part 2 of HoneyDew's TruthlessSage Collection
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In which the Sage of Truth wants a change in pace- He wants to top now, not the recluse.
Oh, he can always just force the other to bottom, it should be fine, right?
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- Part 3 of HoneyDew's TruthlessSage Collection
- Part 1 of HoneyDew's Oneshots
- Part 1 of HoneyDew's Explicits...~
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"Bratva" - Meaning an array of things. The boys, the crew, the guys.
To Shadow Milk, it was a brotherhood. As the Enforcer of Deceit, he had a role- As in, take jobs from the Don, get rid of stragglers, do the dirty work no one else wanted to do.
He didn't think twice about it; it was second nature. There was a system to how everything fit into place in the Deceit Bratva.
But when a job leads him to a certain blonde accompanying a mark, he finds himself faltering at the thing that should come to him naturally.
This man... This Pure Vanilla...
Might just make him question everything.
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- Part 1 of HoneyDew's Classic ShadowVanilla Collection
- Part 4 of HoneyDew's TruthlessSage Collection