Peter Parker Meets Sam Wilson (Tired Dad Edition)
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Of Refused Falling and Weird-Ass Birds by pipes_the_pigeon
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Aug 2026
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Peter grins as his fingers flex on the metal railing, preparing to let go, to plummet gracefully (because he can be graceful, okay?). His fingers loosen and-
"Kid?"
Fahhhhhhh...
Peter indistinctively grips the railing tighter, metal bending slightly under his grip. He loosens his grip a bit, just enough so it wouldn't break the railing. He slowly turns around, dread pooling in his stomach. "Yes?" Peter bites out, annoyed.
Then he freezes.
"Kid, why don't you get behind the railing?" Sam Wilson--the frickin Falcon asks him, hands gripping the straps of his metal wings, almost as if he were trying to look casual, but failing miserably. "Why don't we talk about this?"
Or: Peter wants to go home, via jumping off a roof at SI. Sam Wilson lands on the very same roof at the same time and misunderstands the situation.
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The Quiet Game (Feat: A Birdman And A Cat) by pipes_the_pigeon
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Aug 2026
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Cramped in a dusty old vent, metal pressing down on his ribs and shoulders, inhaling a spider web (gross), he shimmy-shimmy-aye's over to a vent cover, which he peered through onto the floor of the warehouse. The floor was lined with boxes, stacked so high they almost touched the ceiling--bad choice, by the way, since the structure was unstable the the likelihood of it falling on top of you as you grab a box of drugs was... pretty high.
("And then, with the drugs that were in a high area with a high chance of falling on you when you get it down, you'll get high." His mind unhelpfully remarks, for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Peter shook that thought away.)
And beside the boxes, was a cat.
Now, the cat seemed very friendly. Very nice. Very domesticated. Very pet-able. It was walking alone, collar jingling as it strut around the boxes of drugs. Since it was alone, Peter didn't see much harm in petting it. I mean, Peter pet cats all the time while he swung around Queens, so this shouldn't be too different.
Right?
Or: Sam and Peter are on a mission to take down a drug ring. Peter is too chatty, so they play the quiet game. Then, a cat ruins it all.
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