当你发现地球Online是性开放游戏
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Sexual openness has infected all of humanity.
其实是平行世界设定！
欢迎来到性开放的新世界，这里没有人烧女巫。
Welcome to the new world of sexual openness, where no one burns witches.
Bienvenue dans le nouveau monde de la liberté sexuelle, où l'on ne brûle plus les sorcières.
本文有部分粤语（白话）、英文和法文对话，但都附上了中文（普通话）翻译，剧情需要除外。
This text contains some dialogue in Cantonese, English, and French, but Chinese (Mandarin) translations are provided for all of them, except where necessary for the plot.
Ce texte contient des dialogues en cantonais, en anglais et en français, mais tous sont accompagnés de traductions en chinois (mandarin), sauf lorsque l'intrigue l'exige.Chapter 8 内含2026世界杯英格兰对法国季军赛。
Includes the 2026 World Cup third-place match between England and France.
Inclut le match pour la troisième place de la Coupe du monde 2026 entre l'Angleterre et la France.Series
- Part 1 of 当你发现地球Online是性开放游戏
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如题所示。
The content is exactly as the title states.温馨提示：未成年人禁止观看。请勿在认真阅读所有tag前点进来。不建议在公众场合观看。
Friendly reminder: Minors are prohibited from watching. Please do not click in before seriously considering the tag. Viewing in public is not recommended.欢迎评论点菜。
Feel free to comment and tell me what else you'd like to see.Series
- Part 2 of 当你发现地球Online是性开放游戏
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对现当代文学作品中【逛超市】情节的一些思考。
并非只有现当代文学作品，也非只有逛超市，更非只有思考。
突发奇想
因为在《性开放已经感染了全人类》里写到主角们一起逛超市所以突然想起来很久以前写的这篇，遂发上来。
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又名：Neymar艳照被全球疯传 罪魁祸首逍遥法外
再名：Neymar是一只情绪脆弱的爆米花机
What are you media people even doing?? Stress-testing a popcorn machine???
Or: The Neymar Privacy Crisis
Nom français: La crise Neymar de l'intimité numérique
Os brasileiros chamam esse evento de: “O Hacker do Neymar”
August 10th, Neymar Jr.'s Instagram account, which had 240 million followers, was hacked.
20 min later, this hacker fan, INDIGNANTLY, posted this explicit photo with the caption using Neymar's account:
I've ALWAYS considered u my IDOL, my GOD, but what the fuck have u done???
You SENT NUDE PHOTOS of YOURSELF to someone named Ciúmes ? ? ?
平行世界设定！Actually a PARALLEL world setting!
作者系精通冲浪的中国同人女，因此这部作品里可能出现除了小黄人语之外的所有语言。
Author is a Chinese woman who's chronically online, and this work may feature EVERY language EXCEPT Minionese.
Chinoise, geek, multilingue. Le minion, c'est non.
Autora: chinesa, online 24/7. Esse texto aceita qualquer idioma… exceto a língua dos Minions.
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- Part 4 of 当你发现地球Online是性开放游戏
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FIFA World Cup 2026 England vs France
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