My Dort Slop 🤤

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• I Get Messages From The Stars When You're Making Love To Me by windrag45

  Fandoms: Minions (Illumination Movies)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  04 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Dort/You (Minions Movies)
  • Dort/Reader (Minions Movies)
  • Dort (Minions Movies)
  • Reader
  • You
  • Reader-Insert
  • No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert
  • Gender-Neutral Reader-Insert
  • Gender of Reader-Insert is Not Specified
  • No Pronouns for Reader-Insert
  • Clueless Dort
  • He knows nothing about sex
  • Poor thing
  • Established Relationship
  • Enthusiastic Consent
  • Robot/Human Relationships
  • Robot Sex
  • Wire Play
  • Alien Sex
  • Alien/Human Relationships
  • I kinda forgot he was also an alien
  • Alien Biology
  • Alien Cultural Differences
  • Alien Gender/Sexuality
  • these tags are so fun
  • Dorks in Love
  • Technological Kink
  • Robot Kink
  • Alien Technology
  • Modern Era
  • Sorry chat but Debbie is DEAD
  • I explain my Dort headcanons in the author's note dw
  • Foreplay
  • The foreplay is you taking off all his shit (/aff) to even get to his wires 💔
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
  • I'm whipped for Dort
  • Pet Names
  • Romantic Fluff
  • Not Beta Read
  • Teasing
  • Explicit Consent
  • Dom/sub Undertones
  • Submissive Dort
  • Pillow Princess Dort
  • Make those tags NOW.
  • Swearing
  • Body Worship
  • Frottage
  • Aftercare
  • Very brief tho :(
  • Electricity
  • Song: Messages from the Stars (The Rah Band)
  • Robot Feels

  Summary

  Omg i love Dort so much,, that's my man. My wife. My husband. My everything.

  Anyway you play with Dort's wires crazy style🥰 (and you're in love)
  This is actually so fucking goopy and sappy I just feel some typa way about Dort idk

  first Dort x reader fic on here eheheh 😼 Where my Dort lovers at

  Series

  • Part 1 of My Dort Slop 🤤

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,675

  Chapters:

  1/1

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