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1. I Get Messages From The Stars When You're Making Love To Me by windrag45

   Fandoms: Minions (Illumination Movies)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Other
   • Complete Work

   04 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dort/You (Minions Movies)
   • Dort/Reader (Minions Movies)
   • Dort (Minions Movies)
   • Reader
   • You
   • Reader-Insert
   • No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert
   • Gender-Neutral Reader-Insert
   • Gender of Reader-Insert is Not Specified
   • No Pronouns for Reader-Insert
   • Clueless Dort
   • He knows nothing about sex
   • Poor thing
   • Established Relationship
   • Enthusiastic Consent
   • Robot/Human Relationships
   • Robot Sex
   • Wire Play
   • Alien Sex
   • Alien/Human Relationships
   • I kinda forgot he was also an alien
   • Alien Biology
   • Alien Cultural Differences
   • Alien Gender/Sexuality
   • these tags are so fun
   • Dorks in Love
   • Technological Kink
   • Robot Kink
   • Alien Technology
   • Modern Era
   • Sorry chat but Debbie is DEAD
   • I explain my Dort headcanons in the author's note dw
   • Foreplay
   • The foreplay is you taking off all his shit (/aff) to even get to his wires 💔
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
   • I'm whipped for Dort
   • Pet Names
   • Romantic Fluff
   • Not Beta Read
   • Teasing
   • Explicit Consent
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Submissive Dort
   • Pillow Princess Dort
   • Make those tags NOW.
   • Swearing
   • Body Worship
   • Frottage
   • Aftercare
   • Very brief tho :(
   • Electricity
   • Song: Messages from the Stars (The Rah Band)
   • Robot Feels

   Summary

   Omg i love Dort so much,, that's my man. My wife. My husband. My everything.

   Anyway you play with Dort's wires crazy style🥰 (and you're in love)
   This is actually so fucking goopy and sappy I just feel some typa way about Dort idk

   first Dort x reader fic on here eheheh 😼 Where my Dort lovers at

   Series

   • Part 1 of My Dort Slop 🤤

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,675

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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   Bookmarks:

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