Missing scenes from a life nobody remembers
Series Metadata
Listing Series
-
Tags
Summary
Honestly… Peter didn’t even remember himself that first week— it was all a blur. He vaguely remembers going to Aunt May’s funeral– he definitely remembers visiting her grave.
The cold chill of the wind signalling winter was going to come soon is what brought him back to himself.
He can’t go to MJ and Ned— what is he going to say? I know I’m a homeless nobody, but trust me, I’m Spider-man and we were best friends, you just forgot me?
Series
-
The Parker Curse (and chili) by DumbestofAsses
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Punisher (TV 2017)
27 Aug 2026
Tags
Summary
“You know,” Frank swished some whiskey around in his glass, “If my son had survived, he’d be around your ag–-”
“Cough- hurk-” Spider-man choked, a bean being flung out of his mouth as he coughed with a disgusting mass of saliva- spider saliva?
“Dude, don’t say that!”
“Say what?”
“Anything vaguely parental,” Spider-man stared at him uncharacteristically seriously, “I’ve been orphaned five times you can’t say that stuff man— they’ll get you.”
Frank slowly chewed his chilli, “National defence?”
Is he going to have to up his defence?
“Worse,” Spider-man looked genuinely distressed as he leaned further into Frank’s personal space, “The Parker curse.”
Series
