D'you know what eternity is?
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Somewhere, A Place For Us by sunkissed_berries
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Oct 2026
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Never once in his long and torturous life had Crowley ever driven under the speed limit.
Never once in the last ninety years since acquiring the Bentley had Crowley thought he would ever need to.
But today, after going through what could arguably be described as the weirdest chain of events ever squeezed in less than twenty four hours, he was.
Aziraphale had slid past the sturdy wooden Victorian doors of the Dirty Donkey, Crowley had sunk behind the wheel and not a single thing had made sense ever since.
It was two hours later, or maybe three, and Crowley was so focused on the rate at which his pressed knuckles would turn white against the warm, irregular grain of the leather that he really couldn’t tell.
Not that he gave much of a shit, nor would he ever again, he would make sure of it.
Oh dear oh dear, where do we go from here?
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- Part 1 of D'you know what eternity is?
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Truth Is Like Blood Underneath Your Fingernails by sunkissed_berries
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Mar 2026
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It started, as many such cases often did, as a tickle.
Crowley woke up feeling it in the back of his throat the next morning and immediately knew he was fucked.
Not actually, yet; sure, the frog that had leapt and lodged itself between his tonsils and larynx was annoying and scratchy, but he could still ignore it.
He told himself he would find a way to burn it out before it could set up shop.
Yes, he was aware that particular statement went directly against his cold-bloodied reality, yes, that included keeping Aziraphale in the dark about the whole thing and no, Crowley wasn’t prepared to talk about it.
Aziraphale and Crowley moved to their cottage in the South Downs a little over a year ago, and think themselves out of trouble. They’re wrong. Six thousand years is a long time for everything not to happen at least once; and it’s all Crowley’s fault.
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- Part 2 of D'you know what eternity is?