Ailren's Top Ten
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Rule 86 of the Internet: If it exists, you can play Bad Apple on it. No exceptions.
So here is an ASCII Art animation of "Bad Apple!! feat. nomico" made with HTML and CSS -- every single frame hosted entirely here on AO3.
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- Part 8 of work skin fics
- Part 1 of Ailren's Top Ten
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Wile E. Coyote v. Acme Corp., No. 2:26-cv-B19294-JK by Ailren
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
06 Sep 2026
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Acme's defense, stripped of its framing as a labor dispute about professional mayhem and reasonable recognition of inherent risks in the workplace, amounts to an assertion that its test subjects fell into neither category. Not human enough to require consent. Not animal enough to require oversight.
The Court rejects this argument.
Or - an in-universe court opinion for a federal class-action lawsuit taking place sometime after the Coyote v. Acme case in the movie.
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- Part 14 of work skin fics
- Part 2 of Ailren's Top Ten
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"So. I somehow got shot into space, lost my memory, everyone else died, and this is what's going to haunt me?"
Grace gestured wildly with the sticker.
"My AO3 stats?!"
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- Part 5 of PHM fics
- Part 4 of work skin fics
- Part 3 of Ailren's Top Ten
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Learn Eridian with this Eridlingo language course! 🪐
(a semi-interactive Duolingo-inspired Eridian "course" made with HTML and CSS elements)
Latest Minor Update: 05/14/26 - Added Introductions for Verbs, Adjectives, Pronouns, and Prepositions Lessons
( slow updates )
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- Part 6 of PHM fics
- Part 5 of work skin fics
- Part 4 of Ailren's Top Ten
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He couldn't even kill himself correctly.
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- Part 5 of Ailren's Top Ten
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Stone did not believe in gods.
But in that moment-
"Please, let him live."
A desperate, hopeless wish.
A prayer cast into the hands of a god who should not listen.
And yet...
Somewhere, far beyond the reach of mortal sight, something listened.
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- Part 11 of Coffee Beans and Mustache Wax
- Part 6 of Ailren's Top Ten
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Grace didn't have much of anything these days. Less appetite, less strength, less of whatever it was that made a person reach for a disgusting coma food slurry bag and drink it down because it was necessary to live and do it all over again tomorrow because tomorrow existed and had things in it worth being alive for.
Or - Grace's mental health deteriorates on the journey to Erid.
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- Part 3 of PHM fics
- Part 7 of Ailren's Top Ten
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He just wished Dr. Robby would stop touching him.
No - that wasn't right.
He wished Dr. Robby would stop, or he wished he would do it more, or maybe Dennis just wished he himself would stop feeling like he was committing some grievous sin every time he noticed the warmth of those hands, the casual strength in them, the way they made Dennis feel seen and wanting and wrong all at once.
He didn't know what he wanted.
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- Part 1 of More / Less
- Part 7 of Ailren's Top Ten
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"To cut is to doubt You," Vincent prayed, his voice a murmur lost in the chapel’s quiet, and he wondered if the Lord had meant this body as a gift or a trial. "Did You err, Lord?"
Or - Vincent wrestles with whether to undergo the laparoscopic hysterectomy, and what that choice will mean for his faith, his identity, and his God.
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- Part 3 of work skin fics
- Part 9 of Ailren's Top Ten
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drowning in reverse by Ailren
Fandoms: The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Aug 2025
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When Johnny made the split-second decision to hurl himself and Galactus through the closing portal, he expected nothing after but the void.
But Shalla-Bal followed.
He wouldn't die alone.
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- Part 1 of burn bright / die far
- Part 10 of Ailren's Top Ten