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    You ever meet this drop-dead gorgeous guy at the bar and he's so totally straight and so obviously poor you just gotta bring him home with you and maybe... take some pictures?

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    In a realm where universes collided, heroes from across dimensions were summoned to participate in a multi-fandom death match tournament.The combatants were chosen for their unmatched skills, immense power, and unyielding determination.Among them stood two titans: Snake Eyes, the silent but deadly ninja commando from the G.I.Joe franchise, and Duke Nukem, the brash and bombastic action hero from the Duke Nukem video games.Their fates would intertwine in a one-on-one battle to the death.

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    Duke Nukem enters the The Rising of the Shield Hero's universe.

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    Dude just wants to watch his fights, but he's too handsome for that. He struggles to comprehend being hit on in a club. Duke helps.

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    Dude feels like he's being gutted and his insides are looked at, messed with and... admired? Could this be considered a crush?

    Splanchophilia could be described as a sexual arousal in response to viscera and internal organs. Sequel to Autassassinophilia.

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    Dude doesn't want to die. Yet.
    He is hardly getting by as it is and does not want to get back to his old ways of destroying everything on his way. Having let loose one time and ruined high-society party, Dude feels like he's slipping back and unless something or someone stops him, he is a goner.
    Fic where Dude is a ticking timebomb and Duke tries hard to be the minesweeper.

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    The Postal Dude and Duke Nukem have been dating for a few months and decide to try something new in bed.
    AKA Dude tops.

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    Postal Dude pulled a stupid stunt instead of talking about his insecurities like an adult. Duke Nukem is going to teach him a lesson for causing him so many problems.

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    63
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    Dude realizes it's his husband's birthday and he has absolutely no idea what to gift.

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    He stepped closer to Duke and, hesitating for a moment, put an arm around his broad shoulders. The action felt weird—forced, even. Postal Dude wasn’t exactly the hugging type. But Duke needed something, and this was all he could think of.

    Duke didn’t pull away, but he didn’t exactly lean into the touch either. Postal Dude swallowed hard, feeling more awkward by the second. His face heated up, and he was grateful Duke wasn’t looking directly at him.

    “Uh, there, there… or whatever,”

    Postal Dude mumbled, giving Duke a light, awkward pat on the back. The words felt clumsy and stupid coming out of his mouth, but he didn’t know what else to say.

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    Serious Sam, Duke Nukem, Doomguy and Dude came to a cafe for a cup of coffee

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    Dude scoffed and rolled his eyes, though Duke could tell he was trying not to smile. “You're so damn corny.”

    “You love it though.” Duke grinned, his hands finding themselves on the other's waist as he leaned in to give him another gentle kiss.

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    It's 29th of September, 1995. Dude is sad, lonely and agitated. Thankfully, there is a solution to all of his troubles and it has just bursted into his bedroom in the middle of the night. Dude is now caught with no pants on and is concerned about a grown ass man getting into his personal space.

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    The Reader is a guest at one of Duke's infamous penthouse parties!

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    House is sentenced to a lifetime of clinic duty. His first patient; Travis Touchdown.

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    1/?
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    Postal Dude stepped into the room, a tight, red dress that clung to his lean frame, fishnet stockings, and a pair of black heels that added a few inches to his height. His makeup was surprisingly well done, with bold red lipstick and eyeliner that made his blue eyes pop. He looked like he had walked right out of a twisted cabaret show—and Duke was absolutely stunned.

    For the first time in their marriage, Duke Nukem couldn’t find the words to tease, joke, or even make a snarky comment. All he could do was stare, mouth slightly agape, as Postal Dude walked toward him with an exaggerated sway in his hips.

    “Cat got your tongue, Duke?” 

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    “Bet you can’t do this,”

    He said, picking up a second slice and shoving it into his mouth alongside the first. His cheeks puffed out, but he managed to chew through it, swallowing with an audible gulp before grabbing a third slice. He stuffed that one in, too, the crusts sticking out from his mouth as he tried to chew them down.

    Duke’s eyes widened as he watched the spectacle.

    “Dude, what the hell—” 

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    One minute he was fiddling with the canister, the next it was leaking, the fumes igniting faster than he could say

    "oh shit." 

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    When he pushed the door open, though, he was greeted by a sight that made him pause mid-step.

    There, sprawled across the enormous bed, was Postal Dude. But he wasn’t wearing his usual grungy attire. No, instead, he was draped in a silky, red nightgown that clung to his body in all the right places. The fabric shimmered in the low light, and Duke couldn’t help but admire how it contrasted with Dude’s fiery red hair, Duke let out a low whistle, a smirk curling on his lips.

    “Damn, what a sight to come home to.”

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    “You look cute in my shirt.”

    Duke said, his smirk widening as he sauntered over.

    “Cute?”

    Dude scoffed, pulling the tank top tighter around him as if that would somehow make it less embarrassing.

    “I look like a goddamn clown in this thing!”

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    Comments:
    3
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    29
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