14 Bookmarked Items in Hello from the Magic Tavern (Podcast)
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Closing the Loop by Mossy_Birch (Mossy_Bench)
Fandoms: Hello from the Magic Tavern (Podcast)
14 Oct 2025
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Instead, Squibbert let out a delighted gasp, as though she had just discovered the most perfect pool of mud to splash around in. "You can't mean—oh no, there's no way you still—oh Goon, how do you even know which way is up when you get out of bed in the morning, if you don't even know who you dated?" At the Baron's blank stare, she said, "You know. Eliza? Miss "Lady Parts"? That whole farce? Dripfang, were you around for this?"
"Oh yeah, your ex. I think I only saw her in passing. What the hell happened to her?" In a stage whisper, Dripfang added, "She seemed a bit one-dimensional, I'm not gonna lie."
Or, Squibbert sings a song, Dripfang finally cheers up, and the Baron has an a-ha moment or two. (Or three.)
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- Part 1 of The Baron's Girlfriend
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Dripfang doesn't think his hands are anything special, The Baron disagrees.
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He is Usidore, Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Two Dum-Dums
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The Guessing Game by TalesFromTheCryptFucker
Fandoms: Hello from the Magic Tavern (Podcast)
05 May 2017
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This is my contribution to the "Banging Buds!" segment of the podcast.
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Or, Hello, From the Hephaestus Station.
Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore sit down and have a chat with the newest visitor to Foon: Communications Officer Doug Eiffel.
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Dangers Untold And Podcasts Unnumbered by ErinPtah for GlassRain
Fandoms: Hello from the Magic Tavern (Podcast), Labyrinth (1986)
18 Dec 2016
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When Arnie disappears off the face of the Earth, and there are traces of magic lingering around the Burger King, Sarah has a feeling she knows who's behind it.
But Jareth swears he wasn't involved.
A story about goblins, magic, interdimensional boon companions, and reordering space and time for the one you love.
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- English
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- 5,118
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- 1/1
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
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Flying Start by Mossy_Birch (Mossy_Bench) for DoreyG
Fandoms: Hello from the Magic Tavern (Podcast)
23 Oct 2020
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Aboard the Wing'd Whale, Chunt gleans something about Arnie's preferences and runs with it.
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- English
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- 2,054
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
- Comments:
- 8
- Kudos:
- 28
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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Hall Passes & Badgie Huggies by ErinPtah for cjmarlowe
Fandoms: Hello from the Magic Tavern (Podcast)
17 Dec 2020
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Excerpts from Arnie's private video diaries to his wife. Mostly the ones about his shapeshifter best bud.
Canon relationships plus Bangin' Buds, in lighthearted/low-drama (except in one scene where canon is unavoidably Dramatic) polyamory. Light spoilers through the Castle Skullmaster arc. Wild-but-optimistic speculation about what might come next.
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- English
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- 2,946
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- 1/1
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Everything in its Right Place by arialsword, mysterious_man
Fandoms: Hello from the Magic Tavern (Podcast)
06 Sep 2018
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In which Arnie Niekamp falls through a portal behind a Burger King into the magical, fantastical land of Foon. His first week is pretty rough, so he launches a podcast to cope.
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BODY 4 BODY by threepwillow
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast), Hello from the Magic Tavern (Podcast)
28 May 2018
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**The Bangin' Buds crossover event the world has been waiting for!**
Eager to put Glamour Springs as far behind you, both mentally and physically, as possible, you hop ship and leave the country, ending up in the magical land of Foon, where everything is much weirder and much, much hornier than you ever could have imagined. But you're lonely, and whatever horny weirdo wrote this Smeg's List ad is lonely, too. You're in for a series of surprises.-
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Just trust me
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Bash Bop! by Mossy_Birch (Mossy_Bench) for Shrineofstones
Fandoms: Hello from the Magic Tavern (Podcast)
30 May 2021
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As emissaries of the Dark Lord, Carnival Wilson and Usidore must travel out of Hogsface on a villainous assignment. Nevertheless, Carnival and his life partner, Wendigo Wilson, continue to stay in touch.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 300
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 4
- Kudos:
- 12
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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- 82
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When your best friend sprouts bright pink feathers one day, it's pretty damn distracting. (In which Chunt learns that Arnie is ticklish)
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You Don't Love Me by hellofromthemoon (salt_n_burn)
Fandoms: Hello from the Magic Tavern (Podcast)
04 May 2018
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Chunt and Twocidore are in love, but Arnie hates it and he doesn't know why
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dgasj f hkjsdkgjksjdhjfk CHARNIE TRASH ILY
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Whatever Your Wizard Desires by MotleyMoose
Fandoms: Hello from the Magic Tavern (Podcast)
03 May 2017
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Usidore and Chunt take a breather after a long day of foraging.