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The Onceler gets woken by a loud and agressive knock on his door. He gets up, still hald asleep and drowsily makes his way to the door. Not sure who he was expecting, but certainly was not who was standing outside...
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in the world of monsters, there was a lonley beta…one day…he met two handsome wolves. one an omega, and one an alpha. the alpha pinned him down and bit his neck hungrily. he growled against his skin. “you need to learn your lesson. you can’t be looking at my omega. he is pregnant and i am the father.”
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Honey and Ash by SpiderJacket
Fandoms: The Lorax (2012), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, Siren Head - Trevor Henderson, Creepypasta - Fandom, SCP Foundation, SCP - Containment Breach
25 Dec 2024
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When the Once-ler takes a fall in the woods after his latest instance of biggering for more Thneed material, his evening isn’t exactly going as planned. But the unlucky occurrence results in him meeting Siren Head- a mysterious Alpha that immediately sparks something new within The Once-ler. At first The Once-ler is excited at what seems to be a wonderful twist of fate and perhaps even a blooming romance, but when he begins to notice changes in his mind, body, and pheromones, he starts to worry about his life and career outside of the magnificent creature he met in the woods.
Little does The Once-ler know that Siren Head is about to change his life forever- in every way he least expects.
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With all this tension and stress being put on the Once-ler, he feels very pent up and need to relive his stress, one night, while the lotax isn't bothering him for once, he starts to relieve himself, then the larax comes in yelling about the trees... but then he sees an even bigger tree infront of him and things get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
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Once-ler’s Secret by toe_eating_thneed
Fandoms: The Lorax (2012), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, The Lorax (1972)
29 Nov 2023
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An alternate version of the Lorax where instead of thneeds the Once-ler sells thongs. Fame, fortune, and lust ensue.
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- Part 2 of lorax
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mpreg oncelax title in progress by toe_eating_thneed
Fandoms: The Lorax (2012), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, The Lorax (1972)
08 Oct 2023
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The Once-ler and his company are is in their prime. Everything is going great when his ex, the Lorax, shows up with some unexpected news.
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- Part 4 of lorax
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A delighted night full of fun by Anonymous
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
02 Sep 2023
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Hey hey hey! This was a team effort that we made during a fun VC night, in a game called Frantic Fanfic!
They turned out so cursed but were SO much fun!!
Read the notes with every fic, this is… these are something skskskskSome are a b i t shorter but that’s because it was our first round and we didn’t get as many rounds as later
But anyways! We got everything staring with our lovely boy, The Spot, and ending on fucking Trump and the onceler xD these… these are SO cursed-Credit: Spot kissers
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horny.
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'just having fun' by tomathonthehomosexual
Fandoms: The Lorax (2012), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, The Lorax (1972)
20 Jun 2023
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you fuck the once-ler/greed-ler like while hes rich and has a fatass superiority complex
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'just having fun' by tomathonthehomosexual
Fandoms: The Lorax (2012), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, The Lorax (1972)
20 Jun 2023
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you fuck the once-ler/greed-ler like while hes rich and has a fatass superiority complex
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You are a gun for hire. A strong woman who doesn't seem to fear anyone in the way of her mission, or the target of her mission. You do anything so long as you have a name, a place and, most importantly, a price. However, you have recently been assigned as a bodyguard for a CEO of a company. An inventor. Someone bound to be rich. This isn't your usual assignment, but you accept it anyway. It's a regular pay and plentiful. But rage filled your body, mind and soul as you stepped into your employers office. The Onceler, the man you are enemies with, is the one you have to protect with your life.
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The next meeting by CalmetKarma
Fandoms: The Lorax (2012), モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100, Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, obama - Fandom
14 Feb 2023
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Reigen and The Once-ler reunite together and meet some unusual people.
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- Part 2 of Thneed Crack
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Shove the Thneed in my Ass by CalmetKarma
Fandoms: The Lorax (2012), モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100
13 Feb 2023
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Reigen meets Once-ler, and gets a thneed up his ass
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- Part 1 of Thneed Crack
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sweet thneed dreams by p14yb6y
Fandoms: The Rocky Horror Show - O'Brien, The Lorax (2012)
03 Aug 2022
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the onceler and Frank N furter get a little freaky in the sheets allll night long
- im so sorry for this😭😭
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balls by orphan_account
Fandoms: Christian Bible, My Chemical Romance, Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), The Lorax (2012)
17 Jul 2022
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Jesus Christ is horny for Gerard Way and that’s all there is to it
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1) ANGALINALINALOREINALEE
2) orphan account
3) tatestookyourtoes
4) ANGALINALINALOREINALEE
5) orphan account
6) orphan account and uquiz 💅
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{hello everybody! This is my very first smut!}
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Bad titles and kinky smut. Oh yeah, we're back to form. Greed-ler and Once-ler are borrowing the local theater house for the weekend. For sex. They're doing sex in it.
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Greed-ler buys some ad space at the football stadium. What actually goes in that ad space is not an ad. You'll need to suspend so much disbelief for this one.
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This is All So Gratifying by AllAboardTheCrackShip
Fandoms: The Lorax (2012), Once-ler Fandom
10 Dec 2021
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So, the double meaning of "gratifying" had been living rent-free in my head for some time, and finally, I had an idea to go with it. Here, I give you a small handful of semi-connected, linear vignettes. Okay, it's just the Once-ler being horny for capitalism. But it's still hot as frick.