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You know that line in Abu Dhabi? The "I'm old enough to be your father" one?
Martin goes home and wanks about it. The End.
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Martin sighed as he completed his radio call, then turned to Douglas. "Right, you have control. I'll be back in a minute."
"I have control." Douglas replied. "Bored already? We're only fifteen minutes in."
"I need to go to the toilet." Martin replied, needled. "I won't be long."
"Alright." Douglas said, and returned to his entirely uneventful lookout, already dreaming up a word game to propose when Martin returned.
Meanwhile, Martin made his way down the cabin quickly but not in a rush, not paying much attention to the passengers until a nasal voice suddenly called out from his right.
"Excuse me," the voice asked, "but do I recognise you?"
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When a passenger reveals something about Martin that he'd hoped MJN would never find out, their reaction is not at all what he expects.ABSOLUTELY 0% SPOILERS FOR ANYTHING
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[podfic] Harry the Hippo Likes Butter and Cheese by pod_the_salt (pass_the_salt) for mific
Fandoms: Cabin Pressure
27 Dec 2025
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Martin sighs. "I can't take the bet. It would be like stealing acorns from a blind pig."
"Exactly," Douglas says. "Easy-peasy, a guaranteed win."
"You have no morals at all, do you?"
"Morals are such pesky, annoying little things."
The podfic.
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Soulmate Goose of Quiet Encouragement by dafna for starfishstar
Fandoms: Soulmate Goose AU Suggestion - shitty-check-please-aus (Tumblr Post), Cabin Pressure
17 Dec 2025
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An AU of Cabin Pressure's “Vaduz” episode in which Martin is better at math and Douglas conspires with the world’s chillest Soulmate Goose.
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Collection of Haiku about Martin Crieff and Douglas Richardson.
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- English
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- 18
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 3
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Cabin Pressure - Halloween special by Amnesia_the_crazy_cat_lady
Fandoms: Cabin Pressure
02 Oct 2025
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Douglas and Martin decide to do something special for Arthur.
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- Part 24 of Inktober drabbles
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- 1/1
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- 3
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A collection of limericks for each episode of Cabin Pressure from A-Z
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“Don't whine at me, Douglas. I get enough of that as it is.”
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- Part 2 of In Natura
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This and subsequent chapters are actually prequels to 'Being Played'. I don't know how many they will be (or how long this will take) but am self-indulgently working through the arc from Day 1 to there. In so far as there is any plot in this porn, that is it. I have also rewritten some of my own kinkmeme fills for this (as well as some new stuff) so anything you think you recognise might be from there.
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- Part 2 of Being Played
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“Martin, how you arrived at this particular conclusion I’m not sure, but it was certainly by the scenic route. It was a joke. I was not, in fact, offering to pay you by means of sex.” Carolyn feels strangely offended. “Which should not need saying!”
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- Part 1 of In Natura
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Martin and Douglas are playing their word game so intensely that Carolyn starts to fear for her plane. Meanwhile, Arthur practices keeping secrets and it threatens to blow him to pieces.
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As same-sex marriage is about to become legal, Carolyn takes up the idea to profit from it all and rebrands MJN Air as an LGBTQ airline - inspiring various queer shenanigans and a wedding scheme as only Douglas could imagine. Plus a fair bit of coming out, because well, wanting to pretend to be gay is nothing like the real thing right, or is it?
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Douglas gets caught smuggling and reassigned to a new star ship with an infuriating captain.
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Sometimes Douglas was actually human...
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- Part 11 of In So Few Words
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The Girl Who Dog-sits Snoopadoop by LtAvaSpitfireRichardson (ThegirlwiththeCessna)
Fandoms: Cabin Pressure
04 Aug 2025
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Self-Indulgent nonsense because I still have the most paramount crush on Douglas. He’s brilliant.
When Douglas meets Amelia he sees her as a cute (and beautiful) but far too young woman, who incidentally dog-sits his boss’s dog.
Amelia on the other hand falls almost instantly for the charming skygod and his chocolate-chip-cookie-voice. But she promised herself no more love until she is finished with veterinary college. Plus, after finding out that this man is her best friend’s/ex-boyfriend’s co-worker, she is hellbent on not falling for his charms any more than she already has…
Safe to say: it doesn’t go as either of them planned.
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Douglas isn't coping well with what Helena told him. Martin is there is his time of need.
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Arthur realizes he's never been on a proper date.
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Arthur and Martin practice the waltz before Carolyn and Herc's wedding
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Arthur wrote 3 limericks. Are they good? Up to preference, but he tried!
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- Part 7 of Alex's one-shots
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[podfic] To Scale New and Higher Heights by softshoeshuffle (ottermo)
Fandoms: Cabin Pressure
14 Mar 2025
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Their Royal Highnesses have been welcomed at Fitton with great (if hastily acquired) pomp. The cleaning up is underway. Douglas finally gets a chance to ask the obvious question.
[Podfic version]