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Brianna calls, “Knock knock! It's your least favorite daughter coming in!”
“You're my only daughter, babe.” This is such a common back and forth for them that Bob doesn't even look up from the mirror in front of her. Though, to be fair, she is in the middle of doing eyeliner.
“Don't you dare say that in front of Naomi. I think she'd cry.”
“Shit, you're right.”
(Brianna is almost 27, is finishing up her MA in Exhibition and Experience Design, and hasn't realized she's in love with her best friend. Monét is 30, about to make her debut at the Met Opera, and is fully aware that she is in love with her best friend. Everyone else is just along for the ride.)
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Katya hated home. She hated how her pantry never had anything on the shelves, how easily screams and bottle shattering echoed through the narrow halls, and how few places there were to hide when things got scary.
The only thing that she didn’t hate, was how close it was to her best friend, Trixie.
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Welcome to the world of Galactica, one of New York’s most renowned fashion houses, ruled by the legendary Miss Fame. Follow Violet Chachki, Miss Fame’s talented assistant, as she navigates the colorful personalities and daily dramas of the cutthroat fashion world in order to prove herself as a designer.
Ego, romance, ambition, loyalty, and intrigue all collide in this epic of a story.
[A remastered version of Galactica]
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Drag or Die III by artificialgrinder (chasing_stars_and_cigarettes)
Fandoms: RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF
21 May 2023
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Trixie is gone, and Katya doesn't know what to do with herself. Especially when she wakes up in an unknown house in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by more queens.
Adore embraces her notoriety more, bringing the start of a new era.
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Get Me RuPaul by CreativeLiterature
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006), RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF
03 May 2023
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When RuPaul is unable to fly out from Ibiza, he invites Miranda to fill in as host.
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Drag or Die II by artificialgrinder (chasing_stars_and_cigarettes)
Fandoms: RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF
22 Mar 2023
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Following the events of part I, Trixie and Katya have landed in Brightwood; a quiet area in the middle of nowhere, built for other people like them. But is there something else to this place? Is it too good to be true?
Adore's girls venture to the infamous New Bern Correctional Facility, supposedly run by an army of Drag Queens. Walking through the prison doors, Adore learns of the importance of her music, and the impact it has had on the queer community.
Now that the body has been disposed of, how will April and Kandy finally escape the grasp of their slimy pimp, Smoke?
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Drag or Die by artificialgrinder (chasing_stars_and_cigarettes)
Fandoms: RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF
12 Jan 2023
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In a world where being queer can cost you your life, you either drag...or you die.
When Brian Firkus' secret boyfriend breaks up with him out of the blue, he meets the enigmatic drag queen named Katya Zamolodchikova, and this bitch shows him a world he never thought possible for him.
Meet different groups of queens, just trying to stay out of society's way and survive in the country's many ghost towns. But is there something bigger awaiting for them on the outside world?
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When you think that everything is okay...., but it's only in your mind.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,673
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 87
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Hi, I'm The Emotionally Repressed Girl Who Ran From Her Latent Homosexual Feelings for Ten Years, Trixie Mattel! by Anna (wewouldbeheroes), Oro (thepinkonesoterrify), wewouldbeheroes
Fandoms: RuPaul's Drag Race RPF
27 May 2022
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Ru always kept his Cabaret as elegant as possible. Nice furniture, the smell of incense and a bit of alcohol reminded her more of home than her actual home did. And, she wasn’t disappointed. Barstools were neatly pushed in where they weren’t being used. High dining tables scattered the house, with equally high chairs, padded with nice, velvet cushions. Even the stage had a fresh coat of black paint on it, and the curtains had been replaced in the last ten years, she noticed. This was once home to her, she wondered, briefly, why she left.
“… Trixie?”Oh.
Trixie felt her stomach drop to the floor. She faced the bar and the voice that came from behind it.
“Katya. Hey.”
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Courtney is the world’s worst barista and Bianca is smitten from afar…then thrown for a loop when she finds her crying in a club bathroom.
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- English
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- 702
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
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- 449
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Just some one shots of Trixie and Katya. Mostly smut by an unexperienced writer, who’s native language isn’t english. So be warned for grammatical errors.
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A drag race version of Brandon Rogers brilliant video with the same title-
TW/ very explicit language & Sharon Needles(used as a ridicule character)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 890
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 293
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Gimme Love by artificialgrinder (chasing_stars_and_cigarettes)
Fandoms: RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF
12 Aug 2021
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After a traumatising event at her High School prom, Brianna Caldwell decides she's going to prove all those bitches wrong. Cut to 2020 - she's in her 30's, shes pretty, she's rich, and she's the first scientist in the world to discover a portal to a parallel universe.
And just as she thinks her life has peeked, a certain childhood crush slowly slips back into her life.
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A series of short stories inspired by the work of Joji, songs that deal with love, heartache, and sacrifice.
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Wow your parents must be very liberal by 2018fordfocus
Fandoms: RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF
16 Jul 2021
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Aquaria and Cracker meet at summer camp and realize they are identical twins and their parents should get back together even though one of them is Sh*ron (grody)
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Shit, Trixie has a serial killer in her hands. She flips again through the known associated lists, combing through relatives, friends, old bosses, and then, their current suspect.
Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova.--
Trixie is a private investigator hired by the state CID to help solve the murder of a middle-aged woman found in weird circumstances. Will she be able to crack the case, and maybe, find love in the process?(I'm sorry, all my summaries are cheesy)
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Trixie is having a slow day at Yellow Cloud Cafe when a cute girl comes in and catches her attention.
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I'm in This Big Ass Beverly Hills Mansion, You Pissy Pussy Thots by orphan_account
Fandoms: RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF, Keeping Up with the Kardashians RPF
22 Mar 2021
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Our favorite lesbian lovers come across Kameron Michaels, their mortal enemy!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 480
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 487
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maxwell is barely 18, barely legal to drive, but here he is; his clammy hands gripping the steering wheel of his fathers truck with a black haired boy in his passenger seat.
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maxs mind is a runaway train flipping from thought to thought about how giovanni would never return these feelings; how he would keep spending weekends getting sick in club bathrooms after watching the younger boy leave with some else; how bob would walk him home every night with eyes filled with pity.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 440
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
- Hits:
- 223