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Take It With a Grain of Salt by Huey_LoveBot for ponponsugarbunny
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
14 Sep 2025
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While stranded in a boat, Firey finds himself thinking he isn't doing anything to find their dream island. Leafy doesn’t mind, but she doesn't want him to be sad. So she asks for something forbidden: A hug.
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You entered a Meeple raffle and won the grand prize, a fully paid for trip to Meeple HQ! You're very excited to see the headquarters of a prestiged company, but one object caught your eye...
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Pillow almost walks in on Pencil [unsrs "prequel" to ACWD] by LUSTSICKHYENA (ViewFr0mH4lfwayD0wn)
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
14 Sep 2025
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Remember Pencil thinking about Pillow in her drug induced fever dream in "Anxiety Causes Weird Dreams."??? THIS IS THAT SCENE BECAUSE I FOUND IT FUNNY.
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" And then I go and spoil it all by saying somethin' stupid like I love you. "
-- Somethin' Stupid, Frank Sinatra & Nancy SinatraDespite the dire circumstances they are in, one feeling overpowers all, even surpassing fear. . .
Love. And Ricky doesn't know how to deal with this new sensation, unable to look his best friend in the eye. It's not hard to notice something's wrong with his behaviour... -
fantube family FUCKING shoots down charlie kirk not click bait by dizzyfantube
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
13 Sep 2025
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fantube family goes to utah and FUCKING shoots down charlie kirk what happens next will BLOW your mind,,,,!!!!
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Ghost & Chemists [WIP] by OnesCultLeader
Fandoms: Objectified - Chester Fernandez (Webcomic)
13 Sep 2025
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Uhhh Painkiller fucks the dead ghost of Carrot and Fossil finds out lol. Also hi idk how to tag lol. Uhhhhhhhh..ok bye have fun reading. How to tag sex..?
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"All the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't put Primrose together again" by DragonloverWV
Fandoms: Love of the S-n - malues (Web Series)
12 Sep 2025
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Bad dreams.
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- English
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- 514
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Yeah, you held me the whole way through by silverbrushes
Fandoms: ONE - Cheesy Hfj (Web Series)
12 Sep 2025
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Liam never meant for the day to be so slow, but with Airy curled against him, time seemed to bend around their warmth. What begins as a lazy morning in bed stretches into something far more tender. Liam slips away only long enough to bring breakfast back to the sheets, but even pancakes and tea can’t compete with the quiet comfort of holding each other close. Hours pass, the world outside forgotten, until night falls and the two of them are still tangled together, content in their own little universe. Their kisses aren’t new, but tonight they carry a different weight—deeper, softer, more certain—like a promise that neither of them has to say out loud.
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You Could be my new Favorite Person by ponponsugarbunny
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
11 Sep 2025
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One finds it almost annoyingly-fascinating just how pivotal Leafy was to keeping the very fabric of the universe from falling apart into a million itty-bitty pieces. Without her, nothing would've been, and nothing would currently be. It is with this knowledge that One travels back in time, all in the hopes of making use of Leafy's... importance.
All for her own gain, of course!
(TL;DR: One travels back in time to just after the events of BFDIA 21, where Leafy is at her most vulnerable. They make a choice—a choice to do whatever it takes to bring Leafy closer to their side. She gets a little more than she initially intended for.)
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In a last ditch effort to find allies to get herself further in the game, Needle approaches Nickel, only for him to propose... an unlikely alliance.
("Needle's a metal object with a hole in her face? We might as well be twins!" - Nickel, BFDIA 17)
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- Part 11 of bfdi fics of normal length
- Part 1 of ii x bfdi fics
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CANCELLED: Mechanical Minds Month | September by PeriwinkleSkies_TheyThem
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
11 Sep 2025
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UPDATE: This has since been cancelled
Mechanical Minds are underappreciated
So, every day of Spetember a one shot will be posted about either one or some or all of them
I will try my best to stick to this, but I am a newish writer and this is my first time doing fanfic writing with a schedule, so bear with meWhy isn't it March or May? Because I am not waiting that long to write some of my favorite characters
I want to be elected president of Mechanical Minds fanclub
Inspired by Golf Ball Month! by @kinkaj0u
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Anxiety (and drug use) causes weird dreams. by LUSTSICKHYENA (ViewFr0mH4lfwayD0wn)
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
10 Sep 2025
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Now transmasc, goat like Pencil BC I SAID SO ITS MY HEAVILY WIP AU I GET TO DO ANYTHING I WANT WITH IT, sees his bfdia version and after a while of marinating in his own self pity, does the unthinkable do the corpse. NOT CLICKBAIT! But theres like slight kinda on the nose symbolism, this is angsty as hell...
Also, the r-slur gets mentioned because the narrating is heavily influenced by Pencil's thoughts, its like stream of conciousness mixed with the 3rd person narrative. If either one of those pisses you off, this isnt the shitstain of a fic for you.
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House finally arrives to earth for a mission,
Will he succeed in it and steal the orb?
Or will he find someone who can change his life forever? -
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I’m bored so I wanna just have this collection here for my little ideas!!! These are all gonna just be fluff or slice-of-life things :3
You can decide if they’re married or not in the stories, just know they are at least dating
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Bakers Hat closes the bakery for the night and runs into Fishbowl on his way back from an errand.
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Welcome to Beetle College! by fakecellophane
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), Gravity Falls, Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Deltarune (Video Game), Undertale (Video Game), EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Love of the S-n - malues (Web Series)
08 Sep 2025
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An Inanimate Insanity* AU where Fan finds a higher priority outside of just the show: Teaching beetles! Test Tube joins in shortly after her elimination.
Unbeknownst to them, however, they'll be teaching to more than just beetles! Talk about the more the merrier!
*Includes universes introduced through rips in the fabric of time.
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Freesmart (A BFDI X Heathers AU) by Clover2763
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Heathers (1988)
07 Sep 2025
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It's senior yeah for Book and many other objects. After this year, they finally have freedom, what could happen?
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Wheel yells at No Way and storms off to someplace new. He soon realizes, though, how much he misses No Way and decides to return, hoping he can get a second chance.
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guess you could say hes even more brainless than usual by Anonymous
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
06 Sep 2025
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When Bomby gets revived, he's weirdly enamoured with Nickel's new hole. Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 26 of starflakes object porn
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Lightbulb, a merobject, finds herself alone for the first time in her life; unable to go back to any place that used to be called home.
Paintbrush, who can't seem to get any sleep, takes a walk to the beach and stumbles upon something (or someone) they've thought until now absolutely does not exist.
They both know that neither of their lives will ever go back to the way they were before.