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    Summary

    Clover gets a birthday present he'll never forget.

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    18
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    How Die deals with Crowbar's death, and how Stitch deals with Die. A side story to Matters of Luck and Death.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    509
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    1
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    24
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    2
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    438
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    Summary

    I take short fic requests on Tumblr. Here is where I'll collect them.

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    English
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    4,998
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    4
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    118
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    4
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    2,471
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    In which a young woman drinks horrible coffee, goes to work and messes with a friend.

    This could be considered the first chapter in the next story.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    9
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    660
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    Stitch saw everything and nothing at the same time. From the brush of fingers over an effigy, the battered old tailor could see pain and torture and all the physical pain inflicted on any Felt member. All too often, the other members of the Felt came to him with their problems, especially one in particular...

    Then again, Die has always been a strange one to Stitch...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,856
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    865
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    Another hysterical dame has come to Midnight City's renowned Problem Sleuth for help, and he's already in over his head. But with some luck and the cooperation of the Midnight Crew he might just be able to get to the bottom of it.

    Of course, the latter might prove a smudge difficult.

    ((stabdads/sleuthdads AU, like you should expect anything else out of me))

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,588
    Chapters:
    14/22
    Comments:
    135
    Kudos:
    355
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    12,656
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    Die feels a bit like dying right now, or maybe crawling into a hole and never coming out. This had seemed like exactly the sort of fantasy he wanted to act out, right up until this very moment when it was actually going to happen. It was one thing to think about being restrained and fucked, and something completely different to actually stand in front of all of his co-workers, naked, and terrified.

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    English
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    9,656
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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    108
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    11
    Hits:
    3,794
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    “Your plans never work on their own. I always have to fix things you mess up, Slick!” He could feel his forehead heating up. There was no way this would end well for anyone. That didn't bother him as much as maybe it should have. He had some steam to work off too.

    “Guys, Deuce isn't back here.” Boxcars was quiet, still likely suffering from the gunshots, but there was a subdued sort of panic in his voice. A strain that Droog didn't like.

    If the way Slick went slack meant anything, their leader didn't like the tone or the news either.

    Within a few seconds they started up again, took a sharp U-turn on the street, and headed back to The Felt's hideout.

    Slick, for once, was silent. It wouldn't last, but it was a welcome relief from the incessant words he'd been spewing.

    Language:
    English
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    9,958
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2,170
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    Snowman’s been on edge for a week. Everything that could go wrong has gone wrong. Slick got the upper hand during the last fight and she had to flee, leaving him to crow and jeer her over that. Her entire wardrobe was ruined a few days later by the Felt. And insult to injury, her last one night stand showed up with a slit throat courtesy of Slick.

    She’s beyond being satisfied with a simple fuck. What she desperately needs is what Stitch alone can give her. He’s the only man she trusts to tie her up and fuck her until she’s on the edge of tears. The problem is that Crowbar’s just as desperately in need of Stitch’s attention as she is.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,218
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    862
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    Summary

    Every Wednesday, I open my tumblr ask box up to crackfic prompts. I take 7, and I write them, regardless of what they are.

    These are those stories.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,886
    Chapters:
    69/?
    Comments:
    123
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3,450
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    Summary

    Sometimes, you just need to let somebody else take the reins for once. Crowbar hands control over Stitch and Snowman just watches.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,072
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,106
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    Summary

    A nail was the final straw. Blood washed out and tiny rips and tears were easily stitched back up, but somehow, she managed to catch her coat on a nail and ripped it too badly to patch. She ran a finger across the frayed edges and felt a bit of regret that it was a nail, and not something more spectacular. Her coat deserved a far more dramatic ending.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,143
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    539
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    Summary

    Snowman was stuck in her room, pacing like a caged tiger. Even though she was no longer the queen of anything, she was still genetically a Queen. Normally, that affected her very little. The mansion wasn't exactly a hive the way Derse had been, but it did in a pinch, and the Felt weren't drones exactly the way that her teeming millions of citizens had been, but they were good enough that she could feel at ease. Except, as it turned out, they were drone-like enough to finally trigger her desire to mate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,604
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2,529
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    Summary

    The Felt indulge Snowman by helping her roleplay one of her darker fantasies. It goes about as smoothly as can be expected when she's relying on a bunch of idiots to take something like this seriously.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,035
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,736
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    A showdown in the desert between the Midnight Crew and the Felt over a cache of supplies ends up going horribly wrong when they encounter some of the native Alternia flora.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2,854
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    Summary

    Misplacing a hat is an annoyance for most people, but when your enemy is the Felt, misplacing a hat can have all sorts of other unintended consequences, particularly while you're in the middle of going over heist plans with the rest of your crew.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,451
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2,208
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    Summary

    Spades Slick has green eyes, and Snowman wants them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    877
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    847
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    Summary

    Partner to 'Vital Statistics' - When the raid at Felt mansion goes ass-up, Droog's got to put Slick back together.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,330
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,990
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    Summary

    The problem was, she came to see as she continued thinking about it, she just couldn’t reconcile her memories of Spades Slick – Jack Noir, really – with her current impression of Spades Slick. Because he wasn’t that sarcastic little clerical jerk from all those years ago, not anymore. Now he was a harassed single parent with a casino empire and a modest crime ring. And he still had more piss and vinegar to him than any one person had any rights to, but raising Karkat had tempered it somewhat, made it less blatantly subversive and more just a facet of his overall ornery personality.

    He was tolerable now. Or, worse, she ruminated, he was actually kind of funny.

    Oh my God, she thought, I’ve started living in a romcom.

    (carapace kinkmeme fill with humanstuck stabdads don't even ask because I don't know)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,874
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    4,185
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    Summary

    Surveillance is not that bad, just boring. While some of the others are raiding a warehouse across town, Die and Snowman are here, sitting in the front set of the sedan. Scratch has them keeping their eyes on the back door of a bar, making note of the patrons leaving and entering.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,161
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,275

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