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The gang decides to defeat Lord English and the Felt once and for all
...in a game of baseball.
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When Hermione Granger receives an unexpected invitation to Malfoy Manor for Christmas, she’s hesitant but curious. As Head of the Auror Department, she’s used to handling crises, but spending the holiday with her enigmatic partner Draco Malfoy feels like an entirely different challenge. With snow softly falling and the warmth of Christmas magic in the air, both begin to confront their shared scars from the war, their newfound roles in rebuilding the wizarding world, and the fragile hope of forgiveness. Through enchanted ornaments, mischievous banter, and a few too many knitted scarves, they discover that healing sometimes comes in the most unexpected ways.
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- Part 14 of And so this is Christmas
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In which Eggs and Biscuits kill each other time and time again.
Happy 12/13! Title is from "Cerebrite" by Mili yet again. I swear these fics are not an advert for the band.
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- Part 2 of The Cerebrite Collection
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 397
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 7
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- 33
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A story about the nature of a pair.
Title is from "Cerebrite" by Mili.
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- Part 1 of The Cerebrite Collection
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The Felt just opened their lasted front in their brand new terf, called the "English Pocket Cafe". However, it turns out that this is new terf to them and there is an already established crew running the shop across the street. Orders come down from above and Crowbar is sent out to gather information to bring the other group down. Little did The Felt realize that The Midnight Crew wouldn't go down without a fight, and maybe in it all some people get feelings for some other people.
(A Crowbar/Spades Slick Coffee shop au fic because every ship needs at least one.)
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- English
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- 1,573
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 39
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(Or The Muppets Take Las Vegas /j)
Caliborn and company sack a casino.
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An unknown jokester plays a prank on Ted that has lasting implications for his relationship with da Boss.
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Whoops! it's leprechaun breeding season
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 283
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 167
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Death gets a little too comfy with a member the felt
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 387
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 282
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A darker and more realistic take on the Felt that asks the question we've all been wondering deep inside our ebony-coloured hearts: what if the Felt were goth?
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Itchy est accueilli gracieusement dans un bâtiment rempli de drôles d'hommes qui se retrouve chaque soir au bar. Devenant ami, enemi, ou plus, avec chacun d'entre eux, Itchy découvre l'envers du décor de ce mystérieux bar, et les manigances du propriétaire de l'immeuble.
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Caliborn accidentally time travels to the Felt Mansion in the outskirts of Midnight City. Whatever comes from this can be either hilarious or absolutely tragic.
EDIT: This fic is on hiatus due to me developing a strong hyperfixation on Deltarune; I'm not sure when new chapters will come, but it is not abandoned for sure
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Biscuits stared down the rhizomous fruit-thing on his kitchen table like it owed his money. Him money, rather. Like it owed him money, which, in a past life, it might have - not that Biscuits believed in reincarnation, particularly into bananas, but it wasn't exactly off the table, now was it? No, it was actually very much on the table, both the possibility that the banana's spirit owed him money in a past life, and the banana itself, which was physically located on the table in front of him, while he was located not on the table but under it, partially, with his upper half above it, and lower half sitting in a chair. As one did.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 828
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 12
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- 287
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After a particularly bloody battle, the Felt finds they are missing one of their members. After months of searching, they declare that Trace is probably dead, victim to that... Thing they were fighting before. But without a body for proof, Fin just won't have it. He gathers together a small group of his teammates who have agreed to assist him in looking for their missing friend. When it looks like it's at its worst, things get even more complex when the monster they ran into ends up causing time shenanigans, further lowering the odds of finding their missing friend by screwing up their powers.
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He can hear the jeering about five doors down the hall, and the wood of the door is vibrating as he pushes it open. Damn. Itchy knew it was Trace’s birthday (got him a fucking six pack in a brown paper bag and everything) but this, this is something else.
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Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones But Whips And Chains Excite Me by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Nov 2016
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Alternatively titled: "The instance in which Mituna is kidnapped and everything-like a runaway skateboard-quickly goes downhill from there."
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20 years ago a spaceship crash landed in the Pacific Northwest. From it emerged over a million refugees of an alien species. These trolls came seeking a new way of life from their culture’s previous bloody history, voluntary exiles from an oppressive imperial regime. A small contingent of these trolls, bent on harmony with humankind, worked together with humans to found the first human-troll university.
Ten years later, their descendents begin their freshman year at Terra University, but they get more than they bargained for when they discover that forces loyal to the Alternian Empire are hellbent on delivering the Exiles back into the hands of their leader, the Condesce. Danger is everywhere, but they have a destiny, and with a little help from their ancestors, they’ll use their powers to save their species, the planet, and even the universe.
Nefarious plots. Spies. Superpowers. Finals. Rooftop swordfights. Love (in four quadrants). Strife. Rap battles. Assassination attempts. Puppets. Frat parties. Football games. Stairs. The fate of the planet. Shenanigans.
Freshman year is going to be more of a challenge than they thought.
Updates Mondays.
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- Part 1 of The Exiles
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Cherub Blood by JeckParadox
Fandoms: Homestuck, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
10 Feb 2016
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Caliborn and Calliope are orphan twins who have been taken in by the illustrious English family. But when his ambition leads him to attack his sister and adopted family, and then to don a certain Stone Mask, only Calliope can stop him.
A Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Homestuck Fusion crossover. Homestuck characters in a Jojo-like universe.Series
- Part 1 of English's Bizarre Adventure
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When Itchy protects Clover, Clover decides to give Itchy a back massage as a little thank you for the protection, which quickly turns into something much more.
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"Well. See thing is, she said today she's leaving yesterday, but way i sees it, if i run fast enough to town i should be able to catch her 'fore she gets back next Week."
Crowbar pinched his brow and sighed. "Get running then." Time travel.. He hated it.
As sure as the outlying desert is hot, when a strange circus sets up shop on the outskirts of midnight city, local preforming troupe known as the midnight crew doesn't take kindly to some new folks encroaching in on their territoy. Trouble starts begins brewing, and one of the most heated rivalries in midnight city's history ensues. All the enraptured audience of