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Idiots by varenoea2
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
13 Apr 2026
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"I'm not getting up on that stupid cross. What are you going to do, shoot me?"
In which Tuco calls Blondie's bluff.
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A cigar is never just a cigar by varenoea2
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
11 Apr 2026
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Post-canon: Tuco is out for revenge. And things get a little out of hand...
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Branston Bridge by CitricSpirit
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
12 Mar 2026
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Captain Hartford is the highest ranking officer present in the fight over Branston Bridge. Branston Bridge is a God-forsaken monster in the middle of nowhere that devours soldiers and returns nothing. Hartford is torn between his duty to his superiors, who have ordered him to beat back the Confederate Army, and his duty to his men, who are slaughtered every day in an endless stalemate. One of these days, Branston Bridge will eat him too.
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Take My Breath Away by Hlidend_45 (Krist_Fervg05)
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
05 Jan 2026
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"Look, Blondie, how about you tell me the name on the grave, and I tell you the name of the place, eh? Sounds good right?" He awaited for a response, a bit dissatisfied when Blondie merely spared him a brief glance that hardly lasted a second before looking back at the land before them, as nonchalant as ever.
"Yeah." Blondie shifted the cigarillo between his lips from one corner of his mouth to the other. "You first."
Blondie and Tuco don't exchange the names of the cemetery nor the gravestone at the bridge, but rather by the church they stumble upon later on. Then after the whole ordeal back in Sad Hill Cemetery, Tuco hunts Blondie down.
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Bravado's Counterfeit by 1candyangle for lightningwaltz
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
24 Dec 2025
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Of course, Tuco's gratitude and zest for survival lasts only as long as his first swig of a drink. The lukewarm and watered down beer soothes the ache in his throat. He brings a hand to his neck, thumbing the skin in need of a shave, the bruised flesh hot to the touch. Anger and bitterness flare and Tuco shoots a mean glare at the man next to him.
"Tch, you get any slower and next time I'll truly die, you bastard! What, did you have a nice nap while I was getting tusseled up and strung by my throat?"
"I was watching you," comes the quiet answer. "I'll take a nap next time."
Tuco splutters.
Tuco's day starts with a noose around his neck.
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Three Disasters Walk Into A Bar by NotFlorian for Trifoliate-Undergrowth (Trefoil_9)
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
17 Dec 2025
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The saloon itself is nothing special, but inside, Tuco will meet a man who could change his life.
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Golden Opportunity by X_WingCaptainToru25
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
04 Dec 2025
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You meet a bruised man in your barn that you’re tempted to shoot but he melts your heart with a charming smile.
A/N: this fic is rather self indulgent because I think Clint Eastwood’s character is a fine man 🥰
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To care by bloodsweatandtears03
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
14 Nov 2025
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How could I resist ?
It was unstoppable and dangerous, but I wanted to try. I was determined. Despite my young age, I had already experienced a lot of things so why not? I'll dare.😉Series
- Part 11 of Imagines and one-shots
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The Forgotten, the Omen, the Survivor by Trifoliate-Undergrowth (Trefoil_9) for lightningwaltz
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
31 Oct 2025
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Blondie puffed on his cigar. His eyes glittered, reflecting the firelight, like gems, like stars, like anything but eyes.
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Sickly Green by a_bat_in_glasses
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
29 Oct 2025
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Tuco rescues Blondie from their shared enemy, but gets a bit... carried away when he sees Blondie tied up and beaten.
He ends up injuring Blondie some more, then tries to earn his forgiveness (don't worry, he'll succeed).*English isn't my native language + this is my first fic ever, so feel free to comment If you see any mistakes!
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Words by rotten_girl
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
29 Oct 2025
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Blondie won't say thank you.
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A new kitty by rotten_girl
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
29 Oct 2025
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Blondie gets cat ears and tail. They
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[NSFW ART] blonco 2 by birthdaysandwich
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
26 Oct 2025
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NSFW Doodle/sketch dump
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[NSFW ART] blonco 1 by birthdaysandwich
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
19 Oct 2025
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i had a lot of fun drawing this :o)
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salt in the wound by ticksnleeches
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
28 Sep 2025
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"We aren't so lucky around here, y'know... a good fuck to take the edge off isn't just handed to people. That is, unless you're me. Now put your head down and take it, boy."
or, Angel Eyes has a better, more self-indulgent use for Blondie.
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a place to hang your hat by Ericine for h0lm3stuck
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
20 Sep 2025
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“The word ‘great’ a can mean ‘terrible’. And this is the world in which they live.”
Their lives don’t really lend themselves towards a life together, but they build one, piece by piece.
Written for Classic Film Exchange 2025.
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玩火自焚 by nobodyA
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
14 Sep 2025
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笑死我了Blondie发神经挑逗他Tuco然后被制裁（剧情老套，算了性爱需要什么剧情）
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失控 by nobodyA
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
08 Aug 2025
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因为某种原因Tuco扑倒了Blondie
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亲吻 by nobodyA
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
07 Aug 2025
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Biblical confusion by rotten_girl
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
06 Jul 2025
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Blondie is confused and embarrassed about a thing that happened. Tuco helps out.