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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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    The ringing continues, but he can hear muffled voices - Vassago, speaking to him, and Blitzø, yelling. It doesn’t matter. None of it matters. His fathers words repeat in his head, thundering louder than everything else. His fate, sealed with a swing of Paimon’s arm and a markedly bored expression, is slipping away from him.

    “Stolas, Prince of the Ars Goetia, I hereby summon you to produce one more heir for the Goetia title with Stella of the Ars Goetia. Once that child turns eighteen, and only once they are eighteen, may you leave your marriage and place in this family behind. Stella will report to me on how you are doing, and deal with your rebellions as she sees fit. You are dismissed.”

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    Stolas loses his freedom in divorce court, and all he wants to do is give up. Blitzo isn't okay with that.

    (big TW for suicidal ideation + borderline attempts!)
    (we all know where the title is from but its Chappell Roan)

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  2. Public Bookmark 88

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    Stolas is settling in as the secretary at I.M.P. and dutifully ignoring the apparent sexual tension between him and Blitzø. It's going great. He doesn't get flustered over the imp taking his coat or his boots off after messy missions. Really.

    Or: office sexual tension, speculative secretary stolas.

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  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    It felt silly, the way her heart raced as the bottle’s spinning slowly came to a halt and the neck pointed squarely at her. Stolas had never heard of the game, but when Blitzø insisted it was a “sleepover essential”, she was quick to agree to it.

    “You ever play spin the bottle, birdy?” Blitzø had asked, her eyes twinkling with mischief as she tilted her head back to drain the last dregs of wine left.

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    AKA, sapphic stolitz sleepover smut

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  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    "What do you think would help you the most?"

    "I don’t know," Stolas’ eyes dropped from his face, no longer meeting his own, but at least they stayed on him instead of drifting off. "More experience, I suppose."

    Ozzie cast his eyes down to his glass and swirled the liquid around. "You might be talking to exactly the right person then."

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    Ozzie runs into a recently broken-up-with Stolas and offers to help him get his confidence back.

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  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    Stolas' annual trip to Wrath to curse the Harvest takes a sudden turn when he meets Titzø Fuckzo, a local drag queen who offers him a good time.

    Blitzø works as a drag queen in a tiny Wrathian shithole of a town. His life is about to change when Stolas flutters into it.

    What neither of them realize is that someone else is interested in Stolas, and definitely not in a sexy way.

    Based on The Giver by Chappell Roan

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