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    This series, Heaps of Johnlock, will be exactly as the title says; HEAPS OF JOHNLOCK! A few AUs, headcanons, ideas, oneshots, fluff, and angst. Basically this will be where I put all the things I don't want to write full fanfictions on, but still want to share with you! If you liked it please leave a kudo! Each one is appreciated <3 If you have any ideas, headcanons, ways to improve the stories that you want to share, don't hesitate to leave me a comment, or even message me on my tumblr (impossible-ironic-introvert)

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    Steve was going to spend all of Valentine's Day moping around his shared apartment with Robin... because he was sad and destined to be alone for the rest of his life. Unfortunately, Robin was planning some big date night with Heather... and there was no way she was going to let Steve ruin it by hanging around the apartment all night. Which was messed up because like... it was his apartment too.

    But she threatened him, and he caved and... she'd printed him out all these fliers for some blind-date... losers event. Thing. And hell, why not? Maybe it would be kind of nice to spend Valentine's day with someone who was just as alone as he was...

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    30 Jun 2021

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    “You remember that queer bed and breakfast we had looked at?” Steve said, barely able to contain the excitement in his voice. Both of Billy’s eyebrows were up to his hairline, mouth open in a small ‘o’.

    “You-- That’s too fancy--” Billy began, his words warring with the excitement in his body and face.

    “I know it’s a lot for our, like, first kinda birthday thing maybe but--” Steve took a breath, letting the words work themselves out before trying to speak. “We missed a lot of time,” he said softly. Billy’s face changed minutely and he stepped forward, hand resting on Steve’s hip. “I just wanted to make up for it, I guess.” Billy smiled, his other hand cupping Steve’s cheek.

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    30 Jun 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    What it says on the tin.

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    30 Jun 2021

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    The Fire Nation's royal accountant lunges towards Zuko, brandishing a stack of receipts like a shield. “I’m referring to the flowers you bought him.”

    “That was a matter of cultural exchange."

    “What about the jewelry?”

    “That wasn’t jewelry, it was just gem-enhanced accessories!”

    "But you ordered him five sets of custom nightclothes!”

    (For some reason, the whole world's convinced that Zuko is Sokka's sugar daddy.)

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    19 Aug 2020

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    Dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning.
    Dex and Nursey live across the hall from one another their sophomore year.
    Nursey's roommate has a tendency to sexile him at the worst of times.
    Dex has a single.
    The only obvious solution? Dex opens up his bed to a friend in need.

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    12 Aug 2020