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    A long, long time ago, there lived a group of reclusive creatures deep in the mountains. Concealed among the damp pine and dark foliage, they were the forests’s prized children.

    As their numbers dwindled, falling one by one, they evolved, a system beginning to develop in their bodies, one that drove them to copulate often, to reproduce maniacally. This cycle would remain forever, living on later, much later, until even the modern era of now.

    Pursuer has been alone for as long as it can remember. Nobody to keep it company, no other of its kind in sight. So alone that the hidden cycle deep within it had no reason to activate.

    Until recently, when civilians encroached on its territory.

    They were not kin, not of its flesh or blood. But still they talked, breathed, were warm, and that was enough to trigger something.

    Resist. Pursuer must resist this sickening instinct, must not let itself be controlled anymore.

    But even the strongest things have a limit.

    How fortunate that when it broke, there was someone there to help.

    Artful has the distant thought that he might be fucked as he watches the creature turn to him.

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    15 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    Dandy’s world x Reader! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)
    On a little break but still taking requests <3

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    19 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    One day at Spectre's realm, the entity had gotten bored, so it decided to play a little trick on everyone, turning nearly all of tye survivors and killers into fluffy cats, except for C00lkidd, Bluudud, Pr3tyPriincess, and 007n7.

    It was interesting, but Spectre fucked up, because when they turned everyone else into cats, they accidentally added a LoveBug on 7n7.

    It's not gonna be an issue right?

    (Recommend reading LoveBug as this fic is basically a what if to that fanfic.)

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    17 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    Gift for Chica !! <33 I MUST FEED MY MOOTS SOME SMUT FICSS AHHH 💕💕
    Mafioso gets back to the apartment late from work, specifically at 12am. Chance however, had been waiting. He's been thinking of the Mafia man for hours beyond hours. Everytime he thought of the black bunny, he'd masturbate. In the room, the shower, hell even when he sees a photo of Mafioso on his phone. God, he loved it so much. That was until around midnight when Mafioso arrived back. He walked in on Chance, laying completely flat with his legs up, and two fingers wrestling each other on the slicked folds. And Mafioso got hard from this, so he decided to take matters in his own hands and claim Chance for himself.

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    11 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    " Amid that riotous sea of bodies, 007n7 appeared—gentle enough to make the world around me falter, suspended in a single, stolen breath. My beloved—how deeply I have loved you, loved you to the point where every definition of right and wrong dissolves the moment you stand before me. "

    What if 007n7 never belonged to this world in the first place? What if they came from another universe, where he was a true killer—hands steeped in blood, cradling a cold blue lily, each petal stained red like a vow from which there could be no return?

    And then, torn from that place, hurled back into this original world—a world where order is inverted, where those once thirsting for blood now linger like victims, and those who should have survived are buried beneath despair.

    In that merciless reversal, she is still herself: a murderer—one who should have been abandoned, who should have died—yet there she stands, existing as a paradox no one dares to touch.

     

    Or, basically Swapsaken but Swap 007n7 got teleport into their OG world

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    27 Dec 2025