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    Peter and Wade have sex. No you don't get it, not just for one day, but for 30 days. They have sex everywhere, literally. If they could have sex on the moon, you would see a shadow of them getting it on, on the moon (which may give Wade more ideas than it is worth). There is just sex, but what makes it totally unlike any other sex its that its with Wade and Peter, you know, awesome me, Deadpool. What do you mean I can't hijack an authors account and just write about me having sex with Spider-man?! Well guess what, I JUST HAD SEX, AND IT FELT SO GOOD.

    ***As the Author of this fic, I am sorry for what has been written as the story's summary. I am unable to delete the above statement unless I am willing to dance to the Copacabana song, as threatened by Deadpool.

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    11 Apr 2022

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    So it went: the mountain was reclaimed, and the kingdom was reborn in war.
     
    There were elves, dwarves, men, horses, orcs, wargs, running, fighting, yelling, dying. Bilbo, too, ran, but he had eyes for one thing and one thing only:

    Thorin.

    And he found him, there, on Ravenhill, battling the great white orc, right where Bilbo knew and dreaded he would be. And as he dreaded, as he feared like he had never feared anything before, Thorin was struck down before his eyes, and Azog raised his blade for the killing blow.

    Bilbo didn’t even have to think. He slipped off the ring, and he charged.

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    After the battle, all seems like it's ended better than anyone could possibly have hoped for. The company is alive, and Thorin and Bilbo are soon to be married. But all is not the happy ending it seems.

    Something is wrong with Bilbo.

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    25 Dec 2020

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    When Tony dressed as Santa for Queen County Hospital's annual toy drive, he wasn't expecting Steve to recognize him...as Iron Man.

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    12 Aug 2020

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    Tony is a guide doing his damndest to help out the two super soldier sentinels on the team. But it's not easy to give and give without getting anything in return.

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    30 Jul 2020

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    “When you’re really tired or out of it, you show the underside of your wings to Steve,” Natasha says to Tony, ignoring Clint, who is doing an excellent impression of a fish. “We’ve all noticed it, but no one ever said anything because we didn’t think you knew. And judging from the look on your face, you didn’t.”

    “I don’t –”

    Natasha cuts him off with a raised hand. “Save it. I’m sure JARVIS has got video proof. You do it with Steve, Clint does it with Coulson, and both of them melt all over themselves when you two do it.” She stands, picking up her glass of wine. “So please, for the sanity of everyone else who has to live in this house, get over yourselves and just mate already.” She sweeps out of the room.

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    22 Oct 2019