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Okay, so it’s super fucking weird to pretend to be Tom Ryder, but Colt Seaver can’t deny the thrill that he gets from doing so. And maybe it gets taken a step too far.
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The Beginning of a Disease by 69lemons for plutonianshores
Fandoms: Tortall - Tamora Pierce
01 Apr 2025
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It started with a ring he picked up one day prior to All Hallow’s Eve in the Corus marketplace – a gold ring embedded with a black opal that shone delightfully in the sun, and warmed his pale skin. He checked it with his Gift and it gleamed with no sense of magic, but he was compelled to it regardless.
Roger had always been good with little trinkets and embedding his life in them.
Unfortunately, Thom was unaware of this crucial bit of knowledge, and Alanna was traveling.
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- Part 1 of Come Follow Me Down
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Trust the Feeling by 69lemons for arbitrarily
Fandoms: Overthinking with Kat & June (TV)
17 Dec 2023
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June DID NOT want to go to work’s annual holiday party, and she does not have a date.
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“No, Ray. It’s been two years.”
“...Well, I was doin’ karaoke tonight, and my bitch Britney reminded me of you.”
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"Dude, so like. Considering we fucking fought a dumb clown, now I think anything can happen. Like, what if zombies are real, or something?" Richie gestures wildly with his margarita glass that is mostly just lime and tequila at this point. A few drops slosh off the rim of the glass, sliding down his fingers. “Or fucking aliens, man. What if that weird dude on, uh, Discovery channel was right?" He pulls his fingers to his mouth and licks the tequila off.
A Zombie Apocalypse AU, Post It: Chapter Two.
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the ecology of rust and remodeling by 69lemons, lightloss (nextraordinaire)
Fandom: Generation Kill
18 Aug 2021
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James and Thomas talk about Silver (post-reunion)
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02 Jan 2026
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Woodes Rogers tries to get Thomas Hamilton to help him persuade Captain Flint to accept the pardons. This does not go well for him.
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31 Dec 2025
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"If there's anything I can help you with, or if you'd like to order flowers for an upcoming occasion--"
"All right, honestly?" Handsomely disgruntled customer looked Silver dead in the eye and said, "I'm looking for a gift that says, 'You are making a dreadful mistake. Call me when you've figured out what a fucking hash of things you've made.'" He spoke the way some people chewed tinfoil.
Silver felt two things: lust like a plague of locusts, and the words 'uh-oh' waft through his brain.
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17 Dec 2025
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How not to be a man, and other life lessons from Jack Rackham, quartermaster.
(or: the origins of Jack + Anne + Vane.)
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14 Dec 2025
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It is at this point that, for the first time, Thomas Hamilton begins to consider that he has gone mad.
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- Part 1 of The Peaceable Kingdom