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Simon made it out in one piece.
You’re next in line.
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something possessed me and i wrote 2k words of wire slop in like. an afternoon.
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what wouldst thou have with me? by opuseponymous2011 (800dbcloud)
Fandoms: Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare
10 Mar 2025
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mercutio deliberately pissing tybalt off so he can get fucked on the floor. That’s the fic
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good king of cats by opuseponymous2011 (800dbcloud)
Fandoms: Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare
18 Feb 2025
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mercutio jacking it to tybalt (real)
idk man something possessed me.Series
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a fault in data’s sensory integration system turns routine maintenance into an erotic experience.
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nonbinary lesbian Shakespeare cinematic universe by opuseponymous2011 (800dbcloud)
Fandom Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare
10 Mar 2025
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Your head tilted, and you made a curious sound. "It is... a human form of expressing affection?"
"Yeah," He finally breathed, "it, uh-- sex." He winced when he said the word. Like it pained him. "Reproducing, it was... it wasn't allowed, on Eden. The Father called it, uh, a distraction. A sin. Our bodies belonged to the Tree. There was no hope in a dying world, so losing ourselves in the sins of the flesh was... it was wrong."
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Convict and Reader's relationship progresses to a more physical level.
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- Part 10 of Creature Only
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22 Mar 2026
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don't look at my fucking boner when we fight by HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)
18 Feb 2026
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Against all odds, Simon survived his ordeal in the SM-13 and is recovering on the Invincible. Fortunately, the Captain cares strongly for his wellbeing. Unfortunately, that means he sees a lot more of the Head Engineer than he'd really care to.
(or: idk man, what DOES happen when you put a traumatized cosmic horror protagonist in a room with a sillygoofy action comedy sidekick? toxic yaoi, apparently. yahoo)
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First Director Elim Garak of the Diletan Capital Directorate by p6_quito
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
03 Mar 2025
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Garak is a high ranking politician on a Cardassia that is still being rebuilt. For the first time, Julian comes to watch one of Garak's speeches and to join him for the reception afterwards.
The working title for this fic had been "If only getting his alien-lizard-pussy ate/his alien-lizard-dick sucked in his office chair by his beautiful doctor boyfriend was enough to cure his imposter syndrome, all Garak's problems would be solved" but that feels a little too long.
Chapter 1 is the world-building, and Chapter 2 is the porn.
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- Part 1 of My Post-Canon Cardassia
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17 Sep 2025
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Prescription Medicine by LakarianCityAmusementCenterAdult
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
09 Mar 2025
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As Garak recovers from withdrawals from the implant and is unable (or unwilling) to find healthy ways to produce endorphins, Doctor Bashir offers him a helping hand.
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16 Sep 2025
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Counting Feathers in Electric Encounters by Ladylazarus13
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
18 Apr 2025
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Who knew meeting a strange man tinkering with a mysterious device in sickbay would result in Data learning what dreams are made of?
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Set during the events of TNG season 6, episode 16 Birthright Part 1
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16 Sep 2025