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The Truth About Love by waterwings for agentmoppet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2021
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In which Draco is a high-powered magical divorce lawyer and Harry is the Unspeakable assigned to seduce him. It goes as well as one might expect.
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04 Oct 2026
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His house liked Draco Malfoy more than him.
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- Part 3 of Harry Potter works
- Part 11 of Astolat Sampler
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25 Sep 2026
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In which Draco is a Veela and Harry is his mate. Dark!Humor or Crack!Horror, you decide.
"When Draco Malfoy turned 16 years old, he thought he’d make a night of it. He went to a club, met a bloke, and then promptly took himself next door pay-by-the-hour hotel, determined to get the most bang for the Galleon, in a manner of speaking.
Not even one full Galleon into it, Draco Malfoy lost his virginity.
It all went just how he’d always imagined it, and it was, all in all, a bloody good time.
Waking up the next morning, however, next to a bloody ribcage and a man’s intestines strewn all over the bed like thick wet streamers - that was a bloody bad time."
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24 Sep 2026
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.
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23 Sep 2026
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Draco knows he can't get pregnant. He's a beta. It's impossible.
But when has impossible ever stopped Harry Potter?
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22 Sep 2026