AHumbleVessel
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羊想：这一条道路或是那一条，并没有什么不同。
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不定时更新的【弗拉霍维奇中心】【现实向】小短篇系列一。本文中提及的芙拉用土语叫爸爸是真实存在的事件:)
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- Part 1 of 大城小爱
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从前有一位卢卡约维奇，以下是他在篡位之后经历的一系列变化。
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- Part 1 of 为何我们逃亡
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Five Times Mazraoui Said Nothing and One Times He Kissed Him by AHumbleVessel
Fandom: Men's Football RPF
18 Mar 2023
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“Roy, what the fuck are you— What the fuck.”
Inside the office is Roy, which isn’t particularly shocking since they’ve been meeting up for training nearly every day for months and also this is Roy’s house, except standing next to Roy is… also Roy. But, like, a Roy that’s straight out of the poster Jamie’s still got hanging up in his bedroom at his mum’s back in Manchester. Down to the mullet and everything, except he’s wearing street clothes instead of the Chelsea kit. And he’s glaring at the Roy that Jamie knows like he wants to punch his fucking teeth in.
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04 Nov 2025
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in no uncertain terms by acheforhim for aisjustrunning, fangrrlsing
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
15 Mar 2024
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“You ever feel like you’re stuck?” Roy asks.
“Stuck?”
He doesn’t imagine they’ll believe him, so he can’t outright say what he thinks is going on. “Living the same day over and over again.”
Ted hums. “Like in Stranger than Fiction?”
“More like Groundhog Day.”
Both Ted and Beard turn to look at him. “Expound,” Beard says.—
Roy worries his one-on-one time with Jamie might be done with soon. The universe finds a way to make him realise what that actually means.
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09 Sep 2025
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To be honest, Roy didn’t know why he’d agreed to coach Jamie during the offseason.
Jamie had money. A shitton of it, too. He could quite easily hire a trainer with a fucking PhD in this shit, an actual professional. But no, Jamie had given Roy his little puppy dog eyes and begged the retiree to keep training him after he got back from holiday.
Offseason was supposed to be a time of relaxation, so why the fuck was he waking up at the ass crack of dawn to coach the prick?
And why was he doing it for fucking free?
—Aka Jamie knows hella about science for no reason and Roy makes a few realizations about him
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04 Sep 2025
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我只是想要详细解说一下在同人文里可用的各种刺激阴户/阴道的方式，因为实在是有太多此类文章专注且只专注于阴蒂和阴道了。所以我就想讲讲一些其他的可用刺激方式，因为看着这些同人文里千篇一律不会怎么舒服的描写实在是很让人火大。
（译者注：本文所有的笔记及总结，如非特殊标明，则均为作者所作之翻译）Bookmarked by AHumbleVessel
17 Aug 2025
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It's December 2012. Joe Hart is throwing his yearly rager to celebrate the festive season and Roy Kent's in attendance as usual. Prostitutes and pretty young things vie for Roy's attention but, this year, an unexpected guest changes the course of his night.
(Pre-canon, underage Jamie.)
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- Part 1 of anything forced is not beautiful
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25 Jul 2025