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    Uzumaki Naruto isn't interested in becoming Hokage anymore. Now he just wants to travel with his mate Uchiha Sasuke and fix the ninja world, bit by bit. The both of them being alphas makes their relationship somewhat unusual, but once they add Gaara to their travelling party, maybe having an omega around will balance some things out.

    It's going great...until Gaara goes into heat. Then it's going fucking perfectly.

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    22 Sep 2026

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    Kisuke kept his distance, did what he was asked.

    And now he needs to see for himself that Ichigo is fine. That Isshin was right and Ichigo is happier like this. That things are better because Kisuke stayed away.

    If that’s true, then to hell with what he wants. He can live with it. He will make himself live with it.

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    Aizen is defeated, the war is over, and Kurosaki Ichigo is powerless. According to Isshin, Ichigo is better off this way. Happier now that he doesn't have to deal with shinigami bullshit and can have a chance at a normal life.

    Isshin lied. Ichigo isn't doing well at all.

    Kisuke is going to fix it.

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    21 Sep 2026

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    “Our lease is up at the end of next month. I know it’s short notice, but Orihime and I—we’d like to move into our own place together.”

    “Oh. Is that all?”

    Honestly, he’s been expecting this for a while now. Orihime spends more time here than at her own place, more time here than Ichigo does.

    Ichigo can afford to get his own place if he looks for something small. It’s not like he’ll be there much anyway, since he’s just going to keep going over to the Shoten with or without the excuse of avoiding overhearing his friends having sex—

    Or, I could just ask to move in, Ichigo thinks. It’s not like it’d be much different from what I’m doing now.

    He’s pretty sure Kisuke will let him. The only down side is that there’ll be no running away to hide for a week whenever he's reminded he loves Kisuke so much that it hurts, but Ichigo can deal with that.

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    Ishida and Orihime have a lot of sex. In an effort to avoid overhearing them, Ichigo starts spending more and more time at the Shoten until he eventually just moves in. It would be fine, if not for the fact that Ichigo has some inconvenient feelings of his own.

    prompt: Moving in together

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    21 Sep 2026

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    “We finally meet, Kurosaki-san,” the entitled man drawls. “After all this time. And to think, you’re barely more than a boy…how odd.”

    What the fuck? Ichigo thinks, more than a little confused. For starters, he’s never seen this man before in his life, has no idea who he could be.

    And secondly, Ichigo is 26, for fuck’s sake. He hasn't been a boy in a long time.

    “What trouble you’ve caused me,” the man continues. “I admit, I first thought you to be some sort of superstition—or perhaps, even, the byproduct of my men’s overactive imaginations. How could one unarmed man take on a dozen with weapons and come out the victor? How could a single man hold all of Karakura, uncontested?”

    Ichigo sighs. This is starting to look like it’ll take him a bit longer than he thought.

     

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    Ichigo gets kidnapped, and decides to stay put so that he can figure out who his kidnappers are and what they want. Kisuke doesn't like it when people take his things.

    for the prompt: murder boyfriends/husbands

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    21 Sep 2026

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    “They want me to get married,” Ichigo says with the sort of bewildered offense that he often wears after returning from Seireitei. Specifically, whenever he’s been handed orders from Central 46 that he deems bullshit, and which he’s going to do his damnedest to get out of.

    “Did they say who they had in mind?” Kisuke asks, curious. And besides, it’s never too early to start planning how to eliminate a target, should such a thing become necessary.

    “They’re trying to marry me off to Byakuya." Ichigo's face is scrunched up. Confusion or disgust—or some blend of both, ideally.

    “Probably because you insist on calling him by his given name,” Kisuke says, aiming for teasing and landing a little too close to bitter, instead. It’s been years. Years. And Ichigo still predominantly calls him Getaboushi or Urahara.

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    Central 46 gets it into their heads that Ichigo would be easier to control if he was married off to someone in the Gotei. Kisuke would rather pull an Aizen and kill every last one of them than let that happen. Luckily, Ichigo is--more or less--of the same mind.

    for the prompt: devotion

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    20 Sep 2026