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  1. Public Bookmark 39

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    A frustrated lab tech is deeply annoyed she cannot request a pulsethrower for her particle physics work. Obviously she's smarter than everyone else and deserves it! This is all her boss's fault, an affini who thinks she needs to relax more.

    The product of some of the most chaotic collaboration between over a dozen writers imaginable.

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    25 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    What fun is there in being smart anyways

  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    25 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Kanagen writes HDG in 1999 and it's super gay

  3. Public Bookmark 77

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    Your meeting you're best friend for lunch today! You always meet up to sophont watch in the park when the weather permits. She's a bit odd, but that's what you like about her.

    Oh, and she's also a floret, and really wants you to come over.

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    09 Jan 2025

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    uhhh
    what
    one and six become seven

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    A burnt-out Terran scientist wakes up from her first good night in a long while, and proceeds to learn the danger that overthinking poses to one's independence.

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    05 Nov 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Second person pancakes and shower sweetness

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Set in GlitchyRobo's Human Domestication Guide setting.

    Humanity has been invaded by a precursor race of hypercompetent plant dommes called the Affini, and forcibly given paradise in a post-scarcity culture that heavily prioritizes the care for its protectorates, to the point of drugging and mind-controlling them into a blissful reverie if necessary. For almost everyone this is a vast improvement. All that's required is to give up any silly notions that anyone except for the Affini know what's best for everyone; in many cases the poor things clearly don't.

    Chloë Sulla, our protagonist, has been running for too long. Clover Fabaceae, Fourth Bloom has plenty of experience with those who can't slow down. When you finally come face-to-face with the thing you've been trying to avoid all this time, do you have the courage to stop?


    This story uses emoji to represent the Affini languge, including the names of some characters. If this is distracting or difficult to follow, most instances of this can be converted to English by using the "Hide Creator's Style" button at the top of this page.

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    08 Oct 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Really chill exploration of more average Compact life. Very cute, very hot.