A_waytoescape



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    He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with the epilogue.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    You read the title, didn't you?

    A plot? What plot? series about Draco and Hermione fucking. Oneshots that aren't necessarily connected. A little bit kinky, and mostly Dom!Draco and Sub!Hermione stuff.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    "Are you sure about this, Granger? No one's ever asked me to do this before. Been willing, I mean. I've only ever used it for interrogations-"

    "Nervous?" she teased.

    "Quaking. Don't worry, Granger, I'll be gentle."

    "Gentle isn't going to get us into this club, Malfoy. Hit me with your best shot."

    His smirk turned into an evil grin.

    "Legilimens."

     

    Hermione Granger, a secret agent for the DMLE, and Auror Draco Malfoy, are paired together for a clandestine mission to capture one of the last remaining Death Eaters. Partnering with each other would be challenge enough, but there's an added wrinkle: they'll need to pose as kinky lovers for a weekend to gain entrance to the swanky private club where their quarry is hiding. Shortcuts to intimacy are brashly undertaken, shared predilections uncovered, and they soon realize they hugely underestimated each other's limits.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    “H’rder,” Shane whines into his mouth, not even trying to interrupt the kiss but speaking pathetically muffled and slurred around Ilya’s tongue.

    Ilya knocks their foreheads together, smiles.

    Nooooo Ilya, not before the game, Ilya,” he whines, a sweetly mocking imitation of Shane, “and now look at you, mhm? Why should I ever listen to your complaining, baby, when you’re gonna be such an easy, perfect slut for it anyways?”

    Or: Shane plays four-dimensional chess to get Ilya to fuck him even when he tells him no, for Shane-typical control freak reasons, in Shane-typical convoluted ways, with Shane-typical unawareness of this being a sex freak thing. Ilya provides, of course.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Cliff: You want me too break your nose?! (Ilya is on a sex ban and would do anything to get out of it. Anything.)

    Yuna: She can't stop herself from peaking, to make sure Ilya can calm Shane down - she see's something else. (Shane has a meltdown and Ilya calms him down through the power of a biting kink)

    Scott/Kip: What do you mean i remind you of your brother? What do you mean you don't know your a bottom? (Ilya and Scott finally talk and become friends. Shane and Kip are talking about sex. Kip introduces the concept of BDSM. Kip has regrets.)

    Hayden: First he fails at convincing Shane to become his third, then walks in on him getting his back blown out, then Shane gets kidnapped. Oh no.

    Svetlana: Plane crash rewrite - somehow this leads to Svetlana following Shane up a mountain in hopeless rescue attempt

    Ilya: My dick too big and my bitch too hot (Shane is in SubSpace then the hotel fire alarm goes off, the team finds out something new)

    Luca: what’s a BDSM relationship? (Luca sees some stuff that sets of an internal alarm)

    Or a collection of one shots of people clocking how unhinged Ilya and Shane are for each other, somehow this is a perfect relationship.

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    25 Feb 2026