Absurd_as_Always
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Welcome to the world of Dishonored! The main plot is happening elsewhere, but if you read all these books and notes you find, you might learn something new about the world and the people in it.
Possibly things you didn't want to know.
Definitely things those involved wouldn't want you to know.
(Snippets of recordings, newspaper articles, letters and what-have-you written in-universe. Inspired by my own playthroughs of the game, questions I have about plot points, and just the general dark hilarity of the world the developers created)
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The Absurdist Songbook by Absurd_as_Always
Fandoms: SHAKESPEARE William - Works, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Pirates of Penzance - Sullivan/Gilbert, The Pirates of Penzance (1983), The Beatles (Band)
17 Apr 2024
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Goofiness and nerdyness that rhymes. Sometimes, you just need to get a ridiculous idea out of your system. Old and new parodies and riffs to stretch my atrophied writing muscles, I make no promises as to the quality or merits of these pieces. Read at your own risk. Context included where available.
Absurdity Guaranteed (TM).
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The Age Of Gunpowder by NervousOtaku
Fandoms: Bloodborne (Video Game), Elden Ring (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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Djura hadn't any clue where the young hunter had sent him. But without much way back to Yharnam, all he can do is make his way in the Lands Between.
Question is...
... are the Lands Between ready for a Powder Keg?
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Bookmarked by Absurd_as_Always
26 Mar 2026
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You really don’t want to fight Messmer, especially not today but as the Elden Lord, you’ll do whatever it takes. Only, nothing goes as planned.
Or, in other words, Messmer realises midway through the fight something that you don’t: you’re pregnant.
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22 Mar 2026
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Doing What Must Be Done by captainjackspearow
Fandom Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (Video Game)
30 Jun 2020
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Bookmarked by Absurd_as_Always
25 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
As with the best of all fix-it fics, the suffering is still great and the path long, but the healing is so worth it.
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Princess of Chaos by AimeeLouWrites
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Inquisition
18 Apr 2026
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31 Dec 2025
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The Getaway by WaywardLass for Fen_Assan
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
01 Sep 2017
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This is a one-shot birthday fic for the magical Fen Assan. This fic is based on a true account of some sneaky photo-taking of a man who resembled a certain handsome Tevinter mage with epic fashion taste... What if it wasn't just a look-alike?... Fluff, silliness, and meta moments abound...
Bookmarked by Absurd_as_Always
24 Dec 2025