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An eater by Absurdistwhocantwrite
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
06 May 2026
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Vampire AU where Derek is a hungry vampire and through an accidental encounter on New Years, he meets Avery; a human with seemingly no survival instinct.
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Once More to See You by Absurdistwhocantwrite
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
01 May 2026
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Derek lives, and Avery finds him.
Or something like that(I was never really good with summaries)
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I know you know I love you by Absurdistwhocantwrite
Fandoms: arg but the protagonist is new to java
23 Apr 2026
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(Anything for the huzz :P)
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Her gaze wasn’t even on her. It was on him.
Brown skin, messy and unruly hair sticking out on all directions, and that gaze: kind but still more perceptive than anyone she’s ever met.
Rajdhani.…no. This wasn’t him.
Just like how Nozomi won’t come back, this wasn’t the same person she talked to on the last days on the island.
But even so, she couldn’t stop the way her heart lurched in her chest once those eyes met hers.
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Post-canon events where Mizuho is determined to move on from what happened. But everything and everyone seems to stop her from doing so.
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Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
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- Part 1 of Running on Air
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Trials and Tribulations (Of Raising A Teenage Girl) by Junii338
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
27 Jun 2025
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It'd only been a few years since she'd moved in with Silco but in that time, she managed to change everything. The once cold and calculating man that Zaun looked up to, the one who loved little and cared even less, now had an Achilles heel. A daughter.
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Silco trying his best to raise an unstable ticking time bomb (who has him wrapped around her finger)
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Byzantine Generals by sunsetagain
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Heavy Rain (Video Game)
31 Jan 2024
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The hyphen in each title means "sub".
Block -5 means the 5th block before block 0, which doesn't exist in the blockchain, as block 0 is the 1st block.
So the chapter order is block -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, 0, 1, 2, 3...Season 1: Machine Connor went deviant during Markus’ speech, eager to get rid of CyberLife control, but fell into Zlatko’s hands.
Season 2: Connor Army cooperate as nodes in Byzantine Generals network, working under LT. Anderson’s lead. CyberLife sends 60 to intervene.
509 page comic.Bookmarked by Absurdistwhocantwrite
04 May 2026
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Pétales D'un Coeur Sans Amour by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game)
05 Apr 2024
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So he picked up, fingers twitching on the receiver.
…He wishes he never picked it up.
“I hate you,” he tells Vincent’s unconscious frame.
“Why,” said Rody through gritted teeth. “Are you alive?”
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basically vincent has amnesia and poor rody here has to deal with him
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21 Apr 2026
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Sirius studied Remus’ face. He was curious what he thought of all of this, the only one of them who didn’t have a mark– theoretically– and the only one with a muggle parent. Muggles didn’t get marks, he knew. If Remus’ parents were soulmates, then they wouldn’t know it. He wondered if there was a way to tell, though. If they could just feel it, somehow, even without the help of some magical fate.
Because it seemed like something you would just know, just from being near someone, from being close enough to them, from being in the same space. Like their souls would attract like magnets or like water droplets traveling down a window, waiting to merge until the last moment when they realized they were on the same path, and then they’d become one.
Was that fate, Sirius wondered?
He realized Remus was staring back at him, his eyes puzzled and curious and warm.
Sirius looked away first and didn’t look back, pushing down something heavy and impossible in his chest.
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Or, the marauders soulmates au where your soulmate shares your scars in gold, and everyone is oblivious, pining, and/or in denial. Updates every sunday :)
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20 Apr 2026