Ace_Of_Cups
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- Lucifer (TV) (1)
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Samwell Men's Hockey team has desperately bungled a game, and no one is happy with their performance, least of all Coaches Hall and Murray (and Jack, who is beating himself up for his lack of leadership, of course). The Coaches make it clear in their post-game chewing out of the team that they will be run into the ground running suicides in their practices for the foreseeable future because of their performance, and as punishment/a chance for atonement for Jack, they resurrect an SMH tradition that gives Jack an unconventional chance to help his team out and earn their respect.
“Every minute that Jack lasts is one less minute on your drill,” Hall said. “If you try to heckle or help him in any way, that’s five minutes added to the drill. If he cums in under five minutes, that’s five minutes added to the drill.”
Bitty froze in place as understanding set in. He watched as Murray retrieved a bottle of lube from the duffel and handed it to Coach Hall, then pulled a stopwatch from his pocket and hung it around his neck. Bitty looked around the room again, hoping to see some sign as to how he was supposed to behave in this incomprehensible situation.
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- Part 1 of The Strange, Smutty Traditions of SMH
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Ransom and Holster's connection is legendary, and it's made them excellent captains for Samwell Men's Hockey. On a night when they are disastrously un-synced, they lead their team into a stunning defeat. And per the secret traditions of SMH, they must endure the smutty challenge set by the coaches to prove themselves once more and spare the team as much misery in practice as possible.
“Gentlemen, you know how this works. You know that we are going to put you through hell after a…” he scowled, “game like that. You boys played like shit, true, actual donkey shit. It’s fair to say that your captains let you down tonight in a serious way.”
Nearly everyone tried to glance discreetly at their captains to see how they were handling this comment, but there’s nothing discrete about close to twenty men looking even momentarily in your direction.
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- Part 2 of The Strange, Smutty Traditions of SMH
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The Rise of the Cinnamon Roll by Ace_of_Cups (Ace_Of_Cups)
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
17 Nov 2020
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Bitty's charm, warmth, and self-confidence were big parts of what convinced Chowder to enroll in Samwell before he'd even completed the tour. They quickly bonded, Bitty becoming a kind of peer mentor for Chowder, someone on whom he could rely for advice and guidance (and pie). Things got complicated quickly for Chowder, when he realized that Bitty's tendency to defend his purity like some sort of feral, Southern knight with his own code of chivalry flattered him, annoyed him, and, most strangely, turned him on. But Bitty sees only the delicate purity he feels obligated to protect, and no matter how many times Chowder has tried to broach the subject, he can't seem to get through to Bitty. There comes a day when Chowder's frustration and arousal prove too much to withstand, and he finally finds a way to make Bitty (and a couple of not-so-innocent bystanders) understand that he's not actually a pure cinnamon roll, once and for all. Gratuitous smut ensues.
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Bitty gets on the apps and talks himself up to a potential hookup. Biggest problem is he's never thought of topping and doesn't really know what he's doing. Shitty is a better bro than any could ever hope for and volunteers to be Bittle's topping coach. Nonsense smut ensues.
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Mortal Resolution to Immortal Conflict by Ace_of_Cups (Ace_Of_Cups)
Fandoms: Lucifer (TV)
21 Apr 2019
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Amenadiel is tired of trying to talk Lucifer into coming back to Hell and decides to chain him up and drag him instead. Only, once he's gotten Lucifer chained, anger and arousal become confused and things get worked out.
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The Strange, Smutty Traditions of SMH by Ace_of_Cups (Ace_Of_Cups)
Fandom Check Please! (Webcomic)
31 Jan 2021
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The second dinner goes better than the first.
(Shane is his mother's son.)
Bookmarked by Ace_of_Cups (Ace_Of_Cups)
24 Jan 2026
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The worst part, really, was how sure he’d been. How he’d asked his father a million questions about the ice - how it formed, what time of year you could start checking it, what key weather factors led to Good Ice, what, exactly, was good enough to skate on - and his father had indulged him because Shane had never had a focus that wasn’t at least indirectly related to hockey and it hadn’t seemed remotely out of the norm for Shane to be asking.
He’d pulled up an internet search to triple check, and he’d been positive – absolutely positive – the ice could withstand at least twice his weight.
He’d miscalculated, somewhere.
Bookmarked by Ace_of_Cups (Ace_Of_Cups)
13 Jan 2026
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the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose by alchemystique
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
12 Jan 2026
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There hadn’t been a whole lot of tape, back then, not on a bunch of kids who were likely to get chewed up and spit out by the KHL, but Rozanov was a special case – his agent had clearly known his aim was for North American leagues, and there’d been a few tapes leaked here and there of the fourteen, fifteen, sixteen year old phenom who had more trick plays up his sleeve than Yuna, personally, thought was true hockey. The video of his spin on the Michigan had made the rounds in David’s McGill email chain, and Yuna had tipped her chin up and sworn up and down he’d be a one-trick pony who’d be flat on his ass the first time he tried that shit in the pros.
Shane had downloaded the video to his desktop and studied the tape like he did old games of Scott Hunter.
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Yuna Hollander works through years of memories in attempt to discover when she should have known her son didn't trust her with all of himself.
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Bookmarked by Ace_of_Cups (Ace_Of_Cups)
13 Jan 2026
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audience participation by catgrassplantdad
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Jan 2026
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Shane has a thing. You know, a dildo.
Ilya wants to see.
Bookmarked by Ace_of_Cups (Ace_Of_Cups)
11 Jan 2026
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Bookmarked by Ace_of_Cups (Ace_Of_Cups)
14 Jul 2024