Achtungchio



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    After breaking up with his partner a few days before Christmas, Yale professor Aziraphale Eastgate decides to go back to England to keep a promise he made to his mother before she died.
    Looking for accommodations in Tadfield, he gets in touch with Beez, who announces that their cottage is only available for home exchange.
    Aziraphale accepts their proposal and finds himself all alone in Tadfield for Christmas.
    What he isn’t expecting is Beez’ insanely gorgeous brother knocking on his door on his first night at the cottage, and waltzing into his life to change his beliefs about love.

    A Human ‘The Holiday’ AU 🎄

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    96,874
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    774
    Kudos:
    713
    Bookmarks:
    164
    Hits:
    17,633

    03 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

    Tags
    Summary

    Peter smirked, his crooked lips pairing well with the bend of his head and cocked hip against the sofa as he looked down at Lucian's upturned face. “Is this Hot Topic District Manager bothering you, handsome?”

    A full-body scoff from the outsider. “Don't you have a Ren Faire after party to get to?"

    A low growl, just barely audible, reached Peter's ear and crawled inside. He grinned, sharp teeth glinting in the low light, and looked between the seated men. "Well, I can tell when I'm not wanted." He slid a hand down the back of the sofa to land on Lucian’s shoulder, lightly tapping his first two fingers twice against the back. The motion caused Lucian to raise an eyebrow, which found an answering pair on Peter’s amused face. "I'll just leave you two to your private party then, shall I? Find someone actually fun and who clearly doesn't have a cursed portrait hanging in an attic somewhere." Then, with a wink to Lucian and a flick of his kilt, Peter strut away, for all the world just another pleasure seeker in his natural environment.
    --
    No one gets between Peter and his wolfman.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,775
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    82

    16 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 5

    Tags
    Summary

    Based on this picture.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,428
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    670

    27 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 79

    Tags
    Summary

    Sequel to Mistaken Identity ✨

    The morning after mistakenly texting his nude to someone named Aziraphale and the incredible sexting and phone sex that followed, Crowley muses on the possibilities that could arise between the two of them, if Aziraphale is as much of a greedy slut as he is (spoiler: he is indeed).

    Follow up to my fic Mistaken Identity— Hook up/ first time intensely passionate sex featuring dirty talk, praise and degradation, oral sex, floor sex and more <3 for ineffablyruined's Ineffable Prompt a Thon, week 6: Unraveled

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,954
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    150
    Kudos:
    698
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    8,681

    18 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 27

    Tags
    Summary

    In a world where Hell's denizens are subject to secondary genders and Heaven's are not, Crowley is a beta who had moved through his existence without having to worry about such things. Until he and Aziraphale stop the Apocalypse, that is, and an earth-bound Lucifer decides to force him into heat so he can claim the traitor for his own. Where else would Crowley run but to Aziraphale?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,929
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    256
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1,437

    24 Oct 2025