AgentMalkere
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There is a certain joy to being able to say, “Not my circus, not my monkeys,” and then sitting back and admiring the explosions while munching popcorn. This is how Chase feels about the Z-Team.
Right up until the point where Robert gets hired at SDN.
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- Part 2 of Reliving in Interesting Times
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The reasonable thing to do when you get flung three years into the past would be to sit down and think things through - make a plan.
Fuck that noise - the Z-Team doesn't make plans. They have one (1) future dispatcher and current
disasterhero to find and bully into taking care of himself and one (1) statistics-obsessed, jackass supervillain to murder and leave in a convenient ditch. Easy, straight forward - no problem.Robert would really appreciate it if someone would explain to him what the hell is going on.
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- Part 1 of Reliving in Interesting Times
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The Importance of Side Projects by AgentMalkere
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024), Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
26 Oct 2025
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Even the most dedicated and focused of scientists have side projects. Infusing a tonberry with mako, however, was not one of Hojo's better ideas.
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Emerald catches a glimpse of something she desperately wants and doesn’t have.
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Bad Beat: slang. "a subjective term for a [poker] hand in which a player with what appear to be strong cards nevertheless loses"
Roman Torchwick isn't interested in being someone else's flunky. Unfortunately, Cinder is playing with a stacked deck.
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In just one universe, Ultear called out to her mother instead of turning away and the fate of Fairy Tail and the world was irrevocably altered. These are glimpses of a world where a single word made all the difference.
In other words, welcome to the Butterfly Effect - Fairy Tail style.
(Eventual Gajevy, Cobkina, Bixanna, and others.)
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Being true to who you really are is always a challenge.
(Welcome to the Dynamicverse, where being a dom, sub, or switch is a matter of brain chemistry.)
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The Phoenix Corps by AgentMalkere
Fandom DC Animated Universe, DCU (Animated), Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Justice League - All Media Types, Teen Titans (Animated Series)
18 Jul 2017
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After the Justice Lords finally fall the world does not instantly go back to the way it was. The heroes who survived the Lords' reign slowly emerge from the woodwork to help put the world to right again.
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Or: Patience Works Miracles, Death is Optional, and Karl Has Regrets (The Shitshow)
Wherein talking for two minutes instead of being hotheaded idiots leads to more than just an alliance. Follow Karl and Ethan as they discover that humanity is contagious, the dead aren't quite so gone, and maybe spending half a century isolating yourself and eating trash isn't the best idea.
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Bookmarked by AgentMalkere
17 Apr 2026
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In which Karl is experiencing Feelings (send help - he’s clearly broken), Ethan isn’t sure what to think of the feral raccoon of a man he’s allied with, the other lords aren’t as dead as expected, and everybody gets to be happy.
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Turns out bringing an entire army to the boss fight instead of trying to solo it is a much better plan, Ethan.
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Ethan--a capable, young(ish) man--knew himself. He knew his quirks, his faults, his abilities. Knew his daughter too, her smile, the shape her face made when she was hungry, or angry, or sleepy.
He no longer knew Mia.
And for his safety, as well as his daughter's, leaving her was his only option. But there was no running away from his past, only embracing it or die trying. No matter what, he was always destined to end up in The Village of Shadows.
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- Part 1 of Mold, Metal, and Other Earthly Things
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Bookmarked by AgentMalkere
13 Apr 2026
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In which Ethan was trying to escape a toxic relationship and save his daughter, not accidentally take over a cult, and of the two of them Heisenberg might actually be the more emotionally intelligent (though that is an exceedingly low bar). Oh, and Chris got werewolf-ed. This is, somehow, one of Ethan’s less complicated issues.
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that’s the way of the world by yaminogemu
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
23 May 2021
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"You're my fucking soulmate?" He shouts in disbelief.
"I am not!" Ethan responds immediately and vehemently.
or: this started out as a joke then got really sincere. idk who i am anymore.edit 5/23: now with 2 additional chapters! thank you for being so supportive of what was supposed to be a random one shot 🥰
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Bookmarked by AgentMalkere
11 Apr 2026
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In which Heisenberg did not expect this at all, but he’s not about to hurt his soulmate.
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mouth the words you're not ready to speak by fonulyn for dappercatllc
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
18 Jul 2024
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Piers frowned. His prosthetic arm was around Leon’s torso, holding him up, and he used his teeth to tug off his glove from his left hand so he could press his palm on Leon’s forehead. “You’re hot.”
Without thinking, Leon replied. “Thank you, you too.” He probably had fever, for real, he could use it as a defense if he said anything too out there.
The answer was an eyeroll, and Piers scoffed. “You’re not as funny as you think you are.”
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Or, Leon struggles through a mission while sick.Bookmarked by AgentMalkere
08 Apr 2026
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In which Leon assumes it’s just low blood sugar giving him trouble. It most emphatically is not, but that’s okay, because Piers has him covered.
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Three months after Spain, Ashley Graham is back at Harvard - attending classes, partying, staying busy - and if the tabloids are to be believed, totally spiraling.
Leon Kennedy is sent by her father to do damage control. To serve as her security detail, report any missteps, and help get her back on track.
Turns out, neither of them are as over it as they pretend to be.
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Bookmarked by AgentMalkere
07 Apr 2026
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In which Leon doesn’t know how to be normal anymore, Ashley isn’t doing great but still better than her parents think, someone is leaking private information to the media, and they get the happy ending they deserve.