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In his first life, L died in the arms of his greatest enemy.
In his brief second one, he died alone.
And in his third, too-long life, L died anticipating finally getting even with the man who'd won their game one too many times.
And Light Yagami? If he'd known this is what picking up the Death Note would bring....well, he'd probably still have done it anyway.
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27 Jan 2026
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Er… So Harry’s Dad wants to keep him home from Hogwarts, even though he really wants to go. Harry does some mad things – like sings songs no one has ever heard of, cries or laughs for no reason, calls himself ‘we’, and – maybe- talks about Voldemort too much. That all seems perfectly normal to me, considering what we’ve been through, but not everyone gets it. If he doesn’t figure out a way to act sane, his dad will pull him out of school and he’ll have to sit around with me all day. He’ll never get to meet Ron, Hermione, or Malfoy, or do anything else a normal pre-teen should get to do. It’s awful, really… I hope he can make it work.
- H, the voice in Harry’s head.Excerpt:
Harry stood in his room, in front of a mirror. He had dressed in his Hogwarts robes; if he was going to do this, he might as well go all in. He also had his wand in his hand, just in case.
Right, so, what do we do? Harry asked H.
Why are you asking me?
This whole ‘practice not being crazy’ thing was your idea, Harry accused, I thought you had some sort of plan.
My plan began and ended at getting you to stop moping around in bed. I feel like I already succeeded.Series
- Part 1 of The Adventures of Harry Potter and H
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15 Sep 2025
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Cold Hands, Warm Heart by Zizzani
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Feb 2022
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“If the body can’t warm up, then things get uh, b-bad?”
Mobei-jun cuts him a look that’s made for slaughter. “What does that mean?”
“A-ah, it’s called hypothermia, my king.”
“And you die once it happens.”
Again, not a question. “You can.” When Mobei-jun makes an absolutely terrifying face, Shang Qinghua hastens to add, “But not instantly! Y-you can actually recover from it, if the hypothermia doesn’t progress too far.”
“How far?” Mobei-jun growls.
“There are f-f-f-five stages,” Shang Qinghua shivers out, lips numb. “The fifth stage is death.”
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Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun have their spiritual powers sealed before getting dumped in a white-out snowstorm. Mobei-jun quickly learns that humans are far more susceptible to the cold than he thought.
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02 Jun 2025
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Putting the 'Hit' in 'Hit On' by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Apr 2024
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There was a pause as the Peak Lords drank their tea, and then Shizun sighed. "I'm just worried, is all. Liu Qingge said Binghe looked scared, and no one's seen him all day. I don't understand--I thought he wanted this! I thought this would be easy."
"You thought inviting a third into your marriage would be easy?" said Shang Qinghua.
"I thought it would be like with dogs!"
"Cucumber bro, respectfully, what."
"You know, when you have just one it's a lot of work, but adding a second one isn't all that much more to do--you just put out a second food bowl and you're good to go. I thought it would be like that, but with husbands."
"I don't think that's how relationships work," Shang Qinghua said skeptically, and for once, Luo Binghe was on his side.
In which Luo Binghe unknowingly engages in demonic flirtation with Liu Qingge via punches, and everyone knows about it and is cool with it.
Luo Binghe just wishes someone had told him.
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29 May 2025
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How to (not) raise yourself a Shizun by dragoneyes
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jan 2022
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When Luo Binghe went to that other universe and was met with that softer version of Shen Qingqiu, he wondered, "why is this Shizun so different from my own?"
What was that changed him so?
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18 May 2025