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    Hayden cuts himself off at the sound of something he hears so rarely, he’s almost sure he’s imagining it. He scans the room, looking for the source, and sure enough, his eyes land on his target. 

    There, nestled in between two of his teammates on the couch, is Shane Hollander. 

    Laughing. Out loud. Audibly. 

    Like, he’s actually fucking laughing, not the fake laughs he forces out to make other people more comfortable. In fact, he’s laughing so hard, he looks like he might cry, and Hayden would be delighted by the sight of it if he weren’t so fucking concerned. Shane Hollander doesn’t laugh at parties. Shane Hollander barely laughs when he’s actually happy, and he’s never happy at parties. So what gives? 

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    Shane Hollander accidentally gets very high. That's it, that's the fic.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    The Voyageurs ask Shane to join FanMail in order to foster a better connection with fans. Internet sleuths start to notice some interesting details in the background of Shane’s videos, and then the internet does...what the internet does.

    Or Shane and Ilya are granted an opportunity to come out on their own terms. Sort of. And in they do it in a very Ilya way. (Surprisingly, it is Shane’s idea)

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    08 Jan 2026

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    In 2021, Shane Hollander reveals his relationship with former rival Ilya Rozanov to the shock of chronically online people worldwide, who’ve spent the last decade convincing the world he’s secretly in love with his teammate Hayden Pike

    Pink News! @pinknewsdaily · Jun 11, 2017
    BREAKING: New York Admirals captain Scott Hunter kisses mystery man on ice, officially the first NHL player to come out in HISTORY

    hayden pike no 2 fan (no 1 is shane) @hollapikerstrike · Jun 11, 2017
    I just know Hayden and Shane are watching this from Shane’s cottage with the goofiest smiles on their faces

    brocula @c0lifl0w3r · Jun 12, 2017
    atp im convinced all hockey players are gay like pack it up national homo league

    Luke @lukealittle · Jun 12, 2017
    Replying to @c0lifl0w3r
    if Ilya Rozanov is gay I will eat my own shoe

    (Or, imagine if #Shayden was the #LarryStylinson of the HR/GC universe)

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    05 Jan 2026

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    hannah 81 @rozys81
    so yeah guys, i’m not sharing the video, not even for shits and giggles, because ummm there’s something rather……. private in it and i can’t actually crop it… so, sorry 😬😬😬

    lena @lenalee35
    …. bestie this is fanmail not onlyfans lol

    hannah 81 @rozys81
    NOT PRIVATE LIKE THAT 😭😭

    Or, the one where some fans on hockeytwt get FanMails from Hayden Pike with a little Hollanov sprinkled throughout them so they form a private group with the agreement to not leak those videos.

    But then Brad happens.

    Fucking Brad.

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    01 Jan 2026

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    A series of social media/epistolary fic exploring the world Shane and Ilya live in post The Long Game.

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    31 Dec 2025