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  1. The Shelby Girl by

    Fandom Peaky Blinders (TV)

    06 Apr 2019

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  2. My Girl by

    Fandom Warrior (2011)

    07 Apr 2019

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  3. Runaway by

    Fandom Savages (2012), Savages - All Media Types, Savages Series - Don Winslow

    20 Apr 2025

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  4. Blind by

    Fandom Batman: The Dark Knight Returns (2012-2013), The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

    06 Apr 2019

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  1. Public Bookmark 26

    The Savage Prince and the Prurient Pollen by

    Fandoms: Hellboy (Movies 2004-2008)  

    14 May 2024

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    After years of searching, a treasure Hunter tracks down the Amarantine Locket thought only to be myth, only to accidentally release its curse upon both her and the savage elf prince who tries to stop her. There's only one cure for this condition, though maybe it's worse than the affliction itself. lol.

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    06 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 5

    Karl Urban Imagines and Oneshots! by

    Fandoms: Karl Urban-Fandom, The Boys (TV 2019), The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies), Doom (2005), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Xena: Warrior Princess, Ghost Ship (2002), Priest (2011), The Price of Milk (2000), Irrefutable Truth About Demons (2000), The Chronicles of Riddick (2004), Shortland Street  

    08 Jan 2026

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    I’m going to hell for this, lol…

    JK, hi everyone! This is a collection of NSFW short oneshots and imagines for the amazing Karl Urban and several of the awesome characters he plays! He’s one of my all-time favorite actors, and damn, he’s easy on the eyes! Readers will be able to ask me for requests and prompts for this book, so be on the lookout for new chapters! Hope you guys enjoy! 😊

    Important Note: This book is for readers 18+ only.

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    05 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 21

    She Weeps by

    Fandoms: The Chronicles of Riddick Series  

    14 Sep 2019

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    This is what happens when you watch Chronicles of Riddick with a dirty mind. Started as a kind of POV experiment and sort of got carried away from there. A commander of the Armada catches the attention of a devoted convert, but in the Basilica the Faith must always come first…mustn’t it?

    Warnings: Necromonger stuff (murder, euthanasia, drugging, general awfulness), plus absolute and pure smutty filth. Note this is written from the point of view of an unnamed female who absolutely and 100% believes in Necroism, with all that implies. If you think this might unsettle you then I strongly recommend not reading it!

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    06 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 24

    Masturbation 101 by

    Fandoms: Gossip (2000), Walking Dead (TV), Walking Dead, Dark Harbour, Blade (Movie Series), Blade - All Media Types, Floating (1997), Deuces Wild, Judas Music Video, Red Canyon (2008), Moroz po kozhe | Moscow Chill (2007), Six Ways to Sunday (1997), Messengers 2: The Scarecrow, Luster, Meet Me In Berlin, Tough Luck (2003), A Crime (2006)  

    22 Jun 2016

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    A one-shot series of stories based on character's Norman Reedus has played. As per the title, they'll all be masturbating. I plan to eventually work my way through the characters he has played over the years that I've been able to see him perform. Yes, I am that much of a fan. Enjoy.

    Note: I have no ownership of any of these characters though I wish otherwise.

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    27 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 44

    Baby, I’m Preyin’ On You Tonight by

    Fandoms: Kraven the Hunter (2024), Bullet Train (2022), Marvel Cinematic Universe, マリアビートル - 伊坂幸太郎 | Bullet Train - Isaka Kotaro, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    13 Dec 2025

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    “Shitty fuckin’ directions. You never said it was a goddamned hike to get here! Wouldn’t have worn fuckin’ Dior if you had warned me like a normal goddamned person.”

    “If I had warned you, you wouldn’t have come.” Sergei’s smile warms as he catches sight of you. “Come here, let me introduce you to a good friend of mine. Tan, I promised you a gift for a job well done. And you,” Sergei’s gaze flickers down to you, “I promised you a surprise.”

    Your quiet life in the woods was never as perfect as it seemed. When Sergei leaves on a hunt, promising to return with a surprise, someone from your past arrives instead — and nothing feels safe anymore. Tangerine has changed. Or maybe you have. Everything is unravelling. It’s time to ask: Was your life with Sergei ever truly idyllic?

    Updates on Fridays and Tuesdays.

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    20 Sep 2025