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    The man chuckles. “I’m Louis, and Manchester is winning.”

    Harry glances at the screen, then back at Louis. “Is that good?”

    That earns him a genuine laugh from Louis, a warm sound that cuts through the noise of the pub. “Not a football fan?”

    “Not really. I’m just looking for someone to teach me a few things.”

    Louis smirks. “Well, you’re certainly in the right place, Harry. I’m an alright teacher, if I do say so myself.”

    “Go on, then,” Harry smirks. “Make me a believer.”

     

    or, harry is a single parent who just wanted a casual shag, but everything gets complicated when he accidentally sleeps with his daughter’s new teacher (who can only communicate through sarcasm, apparently).

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    He's King of the Underworld, but don't assume Louis has it all. He could stand for some excitement in his monotonous, eternal life and maybe, even.....a soulmate.

    (Despite not having a soul.)

    And along came "Harry".

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    Louis is a brilliant, yet broke PhD student, Harry’s a pretentious and arrogant vampire, and first impressions have never been more deceiving.

    Or the one where Louis and Harry will always have Rome. And San Francisco. And London. And each other.

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    Harry's been raised to know that successful men do not fall in love. Louis believes that love is all you need to be successful in life. They meet.

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    28 Aug 2023

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    “What?” Harry asks, turning towards him with a sympathetic little pout on his face. “You think she’ll let you put your hands on her throat like me? Give it up like me? Ask you to call her dirty names like me?” Harry laughs at him again, saccharine sweet yet unequivocally deriding, all at once.

    And fuck, there’s a fire that ignites inside Louis when Harry speaks to him like this, almost as though he’s talking down to him, bitchy and uncaring. Louis doesn’t know whether he’s feeling a need to regain control of the situation or a want to stoke the fire even more until it consumes him entirely.

     

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    Set over the course of one night, at one fateful frat party. Louis and Harry find that there are not many things they will ever need more than each other.

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