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the scent of milkweed by Apophenius
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Aug 2025
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During a night accidentally spent in a brothel, Lan Xichen meets a young man with golden eyes who seems like he shouldn't be here.
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"What are you doing here?" Baz asks, like this is all some big coincidence. Like he didn't just unlock the front door and let Simon the bloody Vampire Slayer stroll right in.
Snow only growls in frustration. "Do we have to do this every time? You know why I'm here. Are we doing this or what?"
[It's the number one question that keeps Baz awake at night. You kill vampires. You don't kill me. Would you care to explain that discrepancy?]
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15 Nov 2025
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"So let's just run through that again, shall we?" Penny says, turning towards the family tree she's scrawled across her whiteboard. "Your wife-to-be is still in a coma. Her family, who adore you, have no idea that your entire relationship is fake. And now,” she circles Baz’s name, “now you fancy her step-brother?”
Simon shrinks down in his seat. "Well, when you put it that way, you kinda make me sound mental.”
[A very lonely Simon accidentally gains a whole family for Christmas / a 'While You Were Sleeping' AU]
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my tears ricochet by annabellelux
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
28 Jul 2021
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The final battle has come to Watford, and it’s down to Simon and Baz. Simon thinks this war is his destiny—his only choice.
But when a heart-breaking decision throws his entire world off-kilter, Simon has to rethink everything.
And he has to do whatever it takes to fix his mistake.
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Sixty-One New Messages by annabellelux for thedaggerrose (blessedfetish)
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
07 May 2020
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It's the summer before eighth year and Simon Snow is terribly bored. That is, until he finds his old Black Berry buried at the bottom of his backpack. And sure, Baz Pitch's might be the only saved number he can message... but then again, why not check in on him? Just to make sure he's not plotting. And maybe to ask his opinion on how mermaids pee.
Sworn enemies can text, right?
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05 Oct 2025
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A Foreign Affair by annabellelux
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
13 Oct 2019
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When First Son of the United States Simon Snow causes an international incident due to his rivalry with Crown Prince Basilton Pitch, it's time for damage control: the two enemies have to pretend to be best friends to avoid the bad press.
Simon would say this is easier said than done, considering he hates Baz.
Baz would say this is easier said than done, considering he's in love with Simon.
(AKA Red, White, & Royal Blue AU)